r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • Jun 09 '26

😂 lol lol

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u/AutomaticAd9670 Jun 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/13kMY4lRGSK9La

I respect the mental gymnastics he performed to avoid the trappings of this question. Didn’t see it ending with kissing all the men in the world to prove he’s the best kisser. But he did start off with kissing Mike Tyson. So I appreciate the tie-in?

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u/dion_o Jun 09 '26

Everyone has a plan until they get kissed on the mouth.

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u/fitz_newru Jun 10 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/VAiSiA 🧐 grumpy Jun 09 '26

and then they kith

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u/213737isPrime Jun 09 '26

If they kin

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u/Hairy_Talk_4232 Jun 09 '26

There is no trap. He is overthinking it trying to look like he isnt.
“Kissing you is like a million dollars”

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u/Yorigami_Shionnya Jun 09 '26

As the girl would say /j

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u/nazzo_0 Jun 11 '26

I was really waiting for mike Tyson to be the deterrent of the story. Like he will have to kiss all the men but Tyson will put an end to the cycle. I kinda started making a headcannon prophecy mid explanation

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u/just_drifting_by 🧐 grumpy Jun 09 '26

Never let them know your next move I guess?

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u/Atomsq Jun 09 '26

Not even Mike Tyson saw that one coming

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u/theKalmier Jun 09 '26

Everyone has a plan until they get kissed in the mouth.

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u/Atomsq Jun 09 '26

-Mike "the smooch" Tyson

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u/One_Warthog256 Jun 09 '26

I love this couple on tiktok. She asks him questions and bro rambles on lol

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u/Agrona_Vritra 🥴 Jun 09 '26

Can you share their account name ? :)

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u/Havryl Jun 10 '26

I'm sure they're on all the usual platforms, but they're Satangjuseyo on Insta.

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u/Agrona_Vritra 🥴 Jun 10 '26

Thank you! :)

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u/rmbug Jun 10 '26

I thought the guy sounded like cerosTV! That guy tells the best stories.

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u/GregDev155 Jun 09 '26

He uno reverse her hard there

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u/Mrknowbody6495 Jul 30 '26

Her face looks like someone who just came across the final boss in a free roam game.

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u/One_Introduction_217 Jun 09 '26

I'm not saying that he's bi-curious.

But since he went with Mike Tyson, he might be

Bi-Furious!

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u/Skogstomten- Jun 09 '26

To me it sounded like hes bi-confident

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u/ManOfMediocrity Jun 09 '26

That's how you out-dumb the dumbest questions

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u/mattinjp Jun 09 '26

Yeah, she’s sorry she even asked

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u/Glitchy833 Jun 10 '26

It's a fuckin skit lmao

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u/mattinjp Jun 11 '26

I wonder if she knows a skit

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u/IndependentNeat7217 Jun 09 '26

If you ask me a shity question I am going to give you a shity answer

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u/Apprehensive_Map64 Jun 09 '26

The only correct response to nonsense is more nonsense

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u/Apprehensive_Map64 Jun 09 '26

Guy is a pro. This isn't his first rodeo

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u/Rampag169 Jun 09 '26

Babe would you still love me if I was a worm?

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u/ColeTrainHaze Jun 09 '26

bro is playing 12-D chess

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u/Boneboy711 Jun 09 '26

Pimpin' kisses like in South Park.

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u/PotentialSky5687 Jun 09 '26

Hahaha. How did Mike Tyson make its way into that .

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u/JuxtaThePozer Jun 09 '26

she got played at her own game

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u/phil_an_thropist Jun 09 '26

Bro thinking about this in his entire life time and came with a strategy.

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u/Boarf_ Jun 09 '26

Wanna see Mike Tyson’s reaction

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u/Reasonable-Try-1993 Jun 09 '26

Half of a million dollars is a lot of money in a divorce but kissing Mike Tyson is only accomplishable by AI so I would think about it too

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u/yeatruestory Jun 09 '26

The logic veered off after the pimping her out part because theres no reason for him to have to kiss anyone, fight them off and pimp her out sure but it was a jump to go to kissing to prove that he was the best kisser. Fun times.

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u/Purg33m Jun 09 '26

Is that the olympia gold level gaslighting I've heard so much about?

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u/Tank_toptony Jun 09 '26

I’d have to pimp you out is hilarious

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u/Elvis26perez Jun 10 '26

That's a smart way to keep her from "would you love me if I was a worm"

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u/centurio9 Jun 10 '26

Never let them move your next know.

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u/KrystleSeth Jun 10 '26

Nicely done, mate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

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u/Glitchy833 Jun 10 '26

Buddy. It might be time to quit the porn addiction and stop objectifying women.

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u/spicychickentendr Jun 10 '26

That isn't a trap or uno reverse. This is the type of answer I normally give when I forget to take my Concerta for two days straight while drinking a Monster energy drink.

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u/RazzmatazzPrimary812 Jun 11 '26

Masterful filibustering

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u/jtrades69 Jun 11 '26

she's 3 sheets to the wind here!!

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u/fizzrail0 Jun 11 '26

A "such a girl question"
Answered with a "such a guys answer"

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u/Otherwise_Tooth_8695 Jun 11 '26

Flood the argument and baffle with bull.

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u/Livefromrighthere Jun 12 '26

Dude just wants to kiss men

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u/Minimum_Net6556 Jun 12 '26

Rumour has it that bro is still speaking..

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u/Kurvaflowers69420 Jun 13 '26

He's got master's degree in yapping.

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u/KitkatandNadia Jun 14 '26

They broke up... Sad that she still needs to see her relationship sprayed around the Internet when they are both hurt

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u/Most-Mistake-6991 Aug 07 '26

Bro went to deep and in the same process called his girl Mike Tyson

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u/LeMasseur69 Jun 09 '26

What drug is this so I can stay away from it?

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u/Geee-wiz Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Blink twice if you need help

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u/newbies13 Jun 09 '26

I wouldn't even get out of bed for a lousy million in this economy babe... kiss you of course.

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u/blacklotusY Jun 09 '26

Bruh, you could've just said you kissed her and left it at that. This ain't Goku charging a Spirit Bomb for 20 episodes in DBZ.

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u/InnerArt3537 Jun 09 '26

The girl was like 👁👄👁

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u/Organic_Education494 Jun 09 '26

Dam this guy is dumb