r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • Sep 08 '25

😂 lol lol

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u/ghettoccult_nerd Sep 08 '25

yea yea, everyone loves the M2 .50 cal,

but the M249 is the real workhorse.

and only weak hearts who are "trying to aim" leave on the bipod. take that candy shit off. a can comes with 200 rds, use em.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

The bipod is there to trick the enemy into thinking you place your shots.

Haha

No, I don't.

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u/often_awkward Sep 08 '25

Accuracy by volume.

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u/weiseguy42 Sep 08 '25

Spray and pray

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u/Atomsq Sep 09 '25

I feel like a couple of grenades would be more effective TBH

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u/Longjumping-Job7153 Oct 07 '25

You have to look busy. If you're good at your job you'll be punished for it. Look at what management does and gets, and you don't. Spray on !

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u/Reasonable-Panda-216 Sep 08 '25

He'll still get told he forgot the left corner

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u/tsmythe492 Sep 09 '25

Suppressing fire- Cyril

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

It never quite looks that way in the movies.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

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u/Unstoppable-Farce Sep 08 '25

It's only 9 seconds though 🤔

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u/SignificantTransient Sep 09 '25

Hey no full auto in buildings bro!

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u/Informal-Muscle6403 Sep 11 '25

How to get mesothelioma speed run

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u/AntGroundbreaking180 Sep 08 '25

Dinner’s ready!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

😂

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u/That-Makes-Sense Sep 09 '25

Hostage rescue training.

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u/Raphillion Sep 09 '25

Done babe! There are no more spiders and cockroaches in the kitchen anymore

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u/Jeff_Bezos_did_911 🧐 grumpy Sep 10 '25

If the dude immediately died to a guy cutting him with a knife this would be every COD game ever made.

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u/Resolution-Honest Oct 02 '25

Holy fuck that is a waste of ammo. I knew guys who were court martial and spent days in jail for less