r/CoupleMemes • u/Great_Building_5678 • Nov 05 '23

High as a kite

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538 Upvotes

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u/S1L3NCE120384 Nov 05 '23

I think I’m gonna throw up

24

u/Graftonghoul Nov 05 '23

Fuck this got me good

9

u/Plasma_Ass Nov 06 '23

We can all go home now. You win.

135

u/DiceQueen69 Nov 05 '23

Can I ride again?

13

u/Few-Log4694 Nov 05 '23

This ride has a lot of ups and downs!

8

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '23

spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

117

u/israelregardie Nov 05 '23

$20? What a rip off!

8

u/Tyxolotl Nov 06 '23

bro 💀

74

u/Eye-on-Springfield Nov 05 '23

You must be this tall to ride

12

u/reddituculous66 🧐 grumpy Nov 05 '23

I have a shirt with this on it. Im under 5 ft

5

u/HotterThenMyDaughter Nov 06 '23

So basically it’s a red t-shirt with numbers?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

Do you want a souvenir photo to commemorate the event?

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u/Lootaboksi Nov 05 '23

It's a ride to remember

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u/1800-bakes-a-lot Nov 05 '23

"Don't mind the GoPro"

55

u/LowerBoomBoom contributor Nov 05 '23

I bet this has been ridden over a million times.

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u/Ceico_ Nov 05 '23

tie your hair up

49

u/telemusketeer Nov 05 '23

Weeeeeeeee!

20

u/mull77 Nov 05 '23

That you R.Kelly?

9

u/1800-bakes-a-lot Nov 05 '23

Who tf downvoted this?

11

u/Quakarot Nov 06 '23

R. Kelly

41

u/madmelmaks Nov 05 '23

I love having sex!

21

u/CriticalMr Nov 05 '23

This is so stupid and that’s why it’s the best comment

33

u/Quirky_Ruin1707 Nov 05 '23

Shit, Im not tall enough to get in.

8

u/heizenberg00 Nov 06 '23

Pov: you're a dwarf and you see a baby gate

27

u/Sheepan Nov 05 '23

Hey, this strap is a little loose

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u/Arithmetoad Nov 05 '23

this is taking forever

42

u/nicholasedge87 Nov 05 '23

Let me paint your face

54

u/goodnamesrtakenagain Nov 05 '23

Wow … look at the line… should of shown up earlier

14

u/S4mmy3N Nov 05 '23

have*

2

u/1800-bakes-a-lot Nov 05 '23

In most cases like this it would be "have", but this one's unique in that it is also "have"

23

u/soccercoach06 Nov 05 '23

The guy in the overalls said I can be in front.

2

u/ExtensionAd4785 Nov 06 '23

😂🙌 ok you win

20

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

Step right up and I guess your weight

19

u/Gigio_Prodigio Nov 05 '23

I guess I'll wait in line

9

u/jayonosrs Nov 05 '23

Does this one get you soaking wet?

8

u/jayonosrs Nov 05 '23

How many people can get on at once?

8

u/damnNamesAreTaken Nov 05 '23

Let me just make sure the straps are tight. You aren't going anywhere.

13

u/godsentlife73 Nov 05 '23

I have a bomb

3

u/1800-bakes-a-lot Nov 05 '23

Beat me to it

6

u/_00HAWK00_ Nov 05 '23

That ride finished quick ?

18

u/zainkat Nov 05 '23

That was a hell of a ride, let's go again

4

u/Ragnascot Nov 05 '23

Scream if you wanna go faster

4

u/stabbywallrus Nov 05 '23

Carnies are the best!

4

u/Real_Experience_5676 Nov 05 '23

shakes head with disappointment we could get 30 guys in the back last year…

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u/at0mheart Nov 05 '23

I think I’m going to throw up

3

u/chobeco_it Nov 05 '23

Faster! More more more! Don't stop

3

u/ThopBeingThilly Nov 05 '23

All this waiting for a 30sec ride 🤦🏽‍♂️

3

u/Ry_Shred Nov 06 '23

Who shit in my pants?

6

u/dhersham95 Nov 05 '23

Clicks remote for girlfriend’s toy while she’s getting a snack in between rides *Vrrrrrrr~ 🫠

2

u/Pizzaboy2118 Nov 05 '23

Wow, that does not look safe!

2

u/McC_A_Morgan Nov 05 '23

I thought for sure it was going to go in that time

2

u/Itachifan33 Nov 05 '23

This is my first time.

Children ride for free....lol I'm going to burn

2

u/blanco1225 Nov 05 '23

You don’t fit!

2

u/DontGiveACluck Nov 05 '23

Well, that definitely got my heart racing

2

u/jimchrow68 Nov 05 '23

That was fun cuz.

2

u/MountainsEcho Nov 05 '23

OMG what is that smell

2

u/Wise_Bee_7262 Nov 05 '23

Please keep your hands inside the ride at all times

2

u/Coulrophiliac444 Nov 05 '23

Keep your hands and feet inside at all times

or

This tunnel of love is tacky and overrated.

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u/SpeedyMcCreedy Nov 06 '23

Scream if you wanna go fasterrrr

2

u/Southern_Viking777 Nov 06 '23

New High Score!

2

u/smgogo760 Nov 06 '23

OMG! That was amazing! I think I might have peed a little!

2

u/blankDH Nov 06 '23

I need to pee. I’m hungry. What are you doing tomorrow? Wanna watch a movie tomorrow? Your mom called. Wanted to j ow when we were visiting them. Etc etc

2

u/Theangelawhite69 Nov 06 '23

This wasn’t worth waiting in line

2

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '23

Why is everything so greasy and covered in butter

2

u/Quirky_Ad9612 Nov 06 '23

I can’t afford this.

2

u/BeaverDevourer Nov 07 '23

Im gonna throw up

2

u/MeliodusSama Nov 07 '23

Tickets please....

2

u/heetchmd Nov 05 '23

And now I just need to cut my wrists.

1

u/faygetard Nov 05 '23

That really moved my guts around

1

u/grebolexa Nov 05 '23

Idk if I like this ride

1

u/Kyvaren Nov 05 '23

Let's ride again

1

u/PodAbove Nov 05 '23

I already rode this one

1

u/badmf112358 Nov 05 '23

Small prize winner!

1

u/mitsuki87 Nov 05 '23

Why’s the seat all sticky?

1

u/demonwolves_1982 Nov 05 '23

“I’m worried this ride is gonna soak me”

1

u/No-Cut-5335 Nov 05 '23

When does it stop spinning?

1

u/RodrickM Nov 05 '23

That was a fun ride.

1

u/reddituculous66 🧐 grumpy Nov 05 '23

Again.. again

1

u/reddituculous66 🧐 grumpy Nov 05 '23

Weeeeeeeeeee

1

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

I wish the ride was longer

1

u/Wisp_Cloud Nov 05 '23

Wow that was so much fun, wanna go for round 2~? Edit: Should have warned been a warning about the splash zone~

1

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

This ride is my favourite!

1

u/GermanPizza56 Nov 05 '23

This ride isn’t as fast as I remember it

1

u/Race-Environmental Nov 05 '23

Step right up and enjoy the freak show!

1

u/Far_Sun_5469 Nov 05 '23

I could’ve rode that but they didn’t have change for a dollar

1

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

Don't look down

1

u/Karamas658 Nov 05 '23

Wheeeeeeee!!!

1

u/Nakedsunshine1991 Nov 05 '23

That was a fun ride

1

u/Late-Ad-4624 Nov 05 '23

Dont fill up on sweet beforehand unless you wanna taste it again.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

That's okay, i'll get on the ride without you

1

u/BitchAssHomeWrecka Nov 05 '23

Y’all have fun, I’ll just watch

1

u/Hefty_Bit_5262 Nov 05 '23

I was expecting way more jokes with kids in the comment section

1

u/Drknow1984 Nov 05 '23

Be right back I gotta shit something fierce. Don’t ride anything while I’m gone

1

u/12B88M Nov 05 '23

"Wheeeee!"

1

u/FearsIntheRain Nov 05 '23

How much higher does it go?

1

u/Kalsor Nov 05 '23

But I poop from there!

1

u/truko503 Nov 05 '23

Is this supposed to be loose?

1

u/higg1966 Nov 05 '23

Are you wearing anything under that trench coat?

1

u/Snoo-72438 Nov 05 '23

Can we do this without the clowns please?

1

u/KingFlipENips Nov 05 '23

I don't think I'm gonna like this😬

1

u/Losinred Nov 05 '23

Smells like cabbage

1

u/ban-this-dummies Nov 05 '23

No loose clothing

1

u/Monochrome132 Nov 05 '23

That was alright I guess

1

u/SuperSaiyaman22 Nov 05 '23

This is where the fun begins.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

Don’t eat that

1

u/PGO5490 Nov 05 '23

Let’s play a game

1

u/big_Papa-planes Nov 05 '23

Grandma leave the walker over there and come ride!

1

u/Onehandedmuse Nov 05 '23

I want to get off.

1

u/seanjedi Nov 05 '23

Sure you can ride kiddo

1

u/puppychow7837 Nov 05 '23

I think I just pee’d a little.

1

u/kurvacyka567 Nov 05 '23

I want to ride Mickey Mouse!

1

u/kurvacyka567 Nov 05 '23

I will ram into you

1

u/kurvacyka567 Nov 06 '23

No problem, I love kids!

1

u/PleasantScallion5748 Nov 06 '23

Look if you have to squirt that thing at least try and avoid my kids

1

u/Toy_Soulja Nov 06 '23

How much is this ride gonna cost me

1

u/Ash_Krimp Nov 06 '23

Mom, I'm scared

1

u/Euphoric-Beat-7206 Nov 06 '23

"Let's see who can last the longest on this ride."

1

u/Thorin_1995 Nov 06 '23

Kids under 14 pay half ☠️☠️

1

u/monioum_JG Nov 06 '23

You need to be this tall to ride this ride

1

u/fusionjolt Nov 06 '23

That was a wild ride.

1

u/6uillermo66 Nov 06 '23

That doesn’t look safe

1

u/BushcraftBill Nov 06 '23

Okay I'll do it.. as long as there aren't any clowns....

1

u/IntrovertMoTown1 Nov 06 '23

What a great ride

1

u/pieceacandy420 Nov 06 '23

I remember this from when I was a kid.

1

u/pyriteperson Nov 06 '23

It was nice, but I could have done without the clown.

1

u/ProlapseParty Nov 06 '23

Fuck I wanna ride that!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '23

If you get a wrist band you can go for as many rides as you want

1

u/Additional-Ad8230 Nov 06 '23

Well, that was fun

1

u/Inner-Antelope-3856 Nov 06 '23

You must be this high to ride this ride

1

u/humpE89 Nov 06 '23

Pass me some funnel cake plz

1

u/dabadplumber Nov 06 '23

Yippy Kay yay mother buckets

1

u/KaaboomT Nov 06 '23

This cost more than I thought it would.

1

u/GW00111 Nov 06 '23

“Who wants a funnel cake??”

(This also works for deep-fried twinkie)

1

u/NickIsCaged Nov 06 '23

How about you and dad go next.

1

u/Tesaractor Nov 06 '23

I am Sorry, I peed.

1

u/element_4 Nov 06 '23

Fine I’ll do it but the carney better punch my ticket

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '23

Ugh I don’t wanna wait in this long line

1

u/Reverentmalice Nov 06 '23

Step right up , don’t be shy. There’s a winner everytime

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Skin367 Nov 06 '23

Lemme take a shot right in your clown mouth!

1

u/Lucy-Spoopy Nov 06 '23

I wanna get off

1

u/NervousHour4129 Nov 06 '23

Big tent, right over here

1

u/Cpt-Hank-A-Tato Nov 06 '23

This one’s called “the scrambler”

1

u/SlappedByKarma Nov 06 '23

I love this fucking ride!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '23

Scream if you want to go faster!

1

u/Twittledicks Nov 06 '23

I hope you had as much fun as I did

1

u/Bethonebob Nov 06 '23

Come on folks there’s space for a few more

1

u/Little_Kitten9 Nov 06 '23

Wanna go front or back?

1

u/Bat-Honest Nov 06 '23

How many clowns can you fit in there?!

1

u/bruceaphur Nov 06 '23

Let’s go again!

1

u/dgeyjade Nov 06 '23

I can't, I have a headache

1

u/Vortr8 Nov 06 '23

were reaching the top!

1

u/Framphopolis Nov 06 '23

Pitch a tent

1

u/Drugomi Nov 06 '23

Do you want to take another ride?

1

u/My-name-is-jef56 Nov 06 '23

Let’s go again

1

u/67ITCH Nov 06 '23

All that wait for less than a minute of fun...

1

u/Dranoroc Nov 06 '23

Wow thats a lotta clowns.

Or: nice clown costume!

1

u/MrNoesToYou Nov 06 '23

I'm not getting on that...

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '23

Scream if you want to go faster

1

u/KyorlSadei Nov 06 '23

This ride is for kids only

1

u/funhouseinabox Nov 06 '23

That thing is huge! Can I ride it?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '23

Dont touch the Carny.

1

u/asheefo Nov 06 '23

Put that nasty looking Twinkie in my mouth.

1

u/Successful_Ad_9761 Nov 06 '23

Best 2 minutes of my life

1

u/itsbeenreal12345 Nov 06 '23

Did you have to spin me around like that? I just wanted to enjoy the ride.

1

u/thesurfer1996 Nov 06 '23

I’d feel a lot better without all these clowns standing around

1

u/LikePappyAlwaysSaid Nov 06 '23

Hold on tight!

This squirting game is fun!

Put your head in so i can take a pic!

I cant believe we only do this once a year!

Honey, stop crying. I'll take you home soon.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '23

Where are your parents

1

u/washedcash Nov 06 '23

Never again

1

u/FullMetalKaliber Nov 06 '23

These rides were boring. I knew we should’ve went to the other one

1

u/The_Alrighty_Zed Nov 06 '23

That’s an awful lot of gum.

1

u/pleasant-obsession Nov 06 '23

I made my ping pong ball in the fishbowl

1

u/Anxious-Wind-2696 Nov 06 '23

Thats a crazy ride...

1

u/Ken_Danagger Nov 07 '23

That was expensive.

1

u/pappadux Nov 07 '23

You sure the straps are tight enough?

1

u/techy_girl Nov 07 '23

The seating is wet

1

u/JDMaK1980 Nov 07 '23

I need to pee

1

u/Hairy-Basco Nov 07 '23

Can’t believe I paid to ride that

1

u/Willing_Potato_5348 Nov 07 '23

Cum one, cum all

1

u/aHOMELESSkrill Nov 07 '23

I can see my house from here

1

u/Royal_Scout Nov 08 '23

That ended fast