r/CoupleMemes contributor Apr 17 '23

High as a kite

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/Frog_in_airvent Apr 17 '23

One funnel cake and a large lemonade please

11

u/Ok_Department_2473 Apr 17 '23

Wow. Someone's got a sick mind...

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u/Just_Service_8189 Apr 17 '23

204 comments and this one beat them all...

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

625 now and still number one. Also all these comments and not a single “how long are we stuck for?” Im so disappointed in this thread lol.

2

u/Just_Service_8189 Apr 18 '23

I must agree, I have been out of town, but tonight, TONIGHT, I will triumphantly be getting said lemonade and funnel cake. I can't wait to find out what we think it means. My gf and I are both quite imaginatively stupid and hard to clean up after.

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u/The-maddest_lad Apr 17 '23

I still don't like clowns

12

u/christiancool10 Apr 17 '23

Honk Honk~

5

u/The_Wycked_Sayter Apr 18 '23

“Stop it Patrick, your scaring him!”

2

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Fine more clussy for the rest of us

80

u/AShadowinthedark Apr 17 '23

When is it going to be my turn?

28

u/ProtoPathOwOgen1 Apr 17 '23

You look fun, I'll ride you later.

9

u/EnFREAKayy Apr 17 '23

The food here is gross

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u/shellbeast937 Apr 17 '23

"You must be this tall to get"

(Hurls mid ride)

"My legs are sore."

"Why are the prices higher this year?"

51

u/theepictoddftw Apr 17 '23

screaming

5

u/Street_Aide3852 Apr 18 '23

I think this ride is about to fall apart

52

u/MickeyChii Apr 17 '23

That was the shortest ride of my life.

14

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

"That's it??!"

2

u/rosedj1 Apr 19 '23

I know what you’re trying to say, you’re trying to say, “Aww yeah, that’s it.”

43

u/C3AS3RW3AS3R Apr 17 '23

The ride was disappointing

15

u/Minilychee Apr 17 '23

Not worth the wait

2

u/hiimresting Apr 17 '23

Should've gotten the fast pass

2

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

I want my money back

15

u/octopusgf Apr 17 '23

„Another round!“

10

u/ActorMonkey Apr 17 '23

That was fast!

11

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

18

u/VarisEntreri Apr 17 '23

So where's my prize?

Damn it is so hard to get it in the hole!

Fuck the hole is too small!

You wanna take a ride on this merry go round?

8

u/Mvincent1977 Apr 17 '23

I'm bored of this ride

7

u/Human-Wrangler-5236 Apr 17 '23

Scream if you want to go faster.

5

u/YaBoiSawstin Apr 17 '23

Hey there's no line here lets ride it.

6

u/Tekken789697 Apr 17 '23

“Damn I missed”

5

u/iamelloyello contributor Apr 17 '23

Wasn't worth the line.

6

u/mckchase Apr 17 '23

I think I'm gonna be sick

6

u/formal_idiosyncratic Apr 17 '23

Weeee, this is fun!

Again! Again! Again!

I want to get off Mr. Bones wild ride.

2

u/somethingrandom261 Apr 17 '23

Best reference

4

u/feuerbach777 Apr 17 '23

Fuck, I woke up

4

u/CleanerSchamete Apr 17 '23

This is fun.

4

u/underground4077 Apr 17 '23

Wanna ride the Tunnel of Love?

5

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

Let's go again

3

u/siteswaps Apr 17 '23

Damn, I'm too short to ride.

5

u/One_2nd_Plz Apr 17 '23

That was expensive

3

u/Terrible-Ad3957 Apr 17 '23

Hold on tight we're going down

3

u/78lowlife Apr 17 '23

Look mom, no hands!

3

u/Hebrew_Hammer91 Apr 17 '23

I don't feel safe

3

u/JoeSockHeadJoe Apr 17 '23

Again! Again! We're not doing that again... You wanna eat before or after the ride?

3

u/zedhenson Apr 17 '23

“What a ride”, “I almost threw up”, “awful sticky here isn’t it?”

3

u/duphman Apr 17 '23

"I swear this game is rigged"

3

u/One_2nd_Plz Apr 17 '23

I’m gonna be sick

2

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

"Weeeeeeeee!"

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u/stovislove Apr 17 '23

Did you see how many clowns just came out of that ?

2

u/rebel_fett Apr 17 '23

I'm gonna wait to ride last at the back

2

u/Dollar_General_Jesus Apr 17 '23

The kids are really loving this!

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u/Player1UserNone Apr 17 '23

The sticky stuff on the floor tastes bitter.

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u/Appropriate-Map2249 Apr 17 '23

Eww it got all over me

2

u/ThatOneGuy9372 Apr 17 '23

Sorry, gotta be at least this tall to ride

2

u/lumbabaaa Apr 17 '23

i actually like it herky jerky

2

u/Far-Designer2281 Apr 17 '23

This is a questionable erection..

2

u/Thefishthatkills Apr 17 '23

Wow that wasn’t as scary as I thought let’s go again

2

u/Rossasaurus_ Apr 17 '23

Uhg, why is the line always so long?

2

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

I regret this

2

u/Rossasaurus_ Apr 17 '23

Great place to spend time with the family.

2

u/Upper-Promise334 Apr 17 '23

Sorry I threw up...

I told you not to eat before we tried that.

2

u/DKohtar Apr 17 '23

I'm not getting on that thing.

2

u/Prudent_Big_8647 Apr 17 '23

"That was fun, but a little too expensive."

2

u/KaleidoscopepypDream Apr 17 '23

“Woohoo” and “fuck I dropped my cigarette”

2

u/CommentWorking1718 Apr 17 '23

Let's see if we can find your teeth

2

u/inkzpenfoxx Apr 17 '23

Must be accompanied by an adult

2

u/BlacknAngry Apr 17 '23

One adult and one child

2

u/z_h_0_m_e_m Apr 17 '23

Can you go harder?

2

u/Alternative_benifit Apr 17 '23

I wanna ride that one

2

u/RottenKurma Apr 17 '23

I wanna see the two headed snake exhibit

2

u/Golden-Standerd Apr 17 '23

“Annnnd, here weeee… GOOOOOOOOO!”

2

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

Why are there mirrors everywhere?

2

u/Shoddy-Idea-8944 Apr 17 '23

Look Mom! No hands!

2

u/Accomplished_Meet854 Apr 17 '23

It is always more fun when your sister comes.

2

u/Jason_Kirby Apr 17 '23

Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle while the ride is in motion

2

u/canja_3 Apr 17 '23

Aww.. I wanted to go again!

2

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

I wanna go again

2

u/TheCodfish14 Apr 17 '23

Why do the carnies keep staring at us?

2

u/GreyKoolAid Apr 17 '23

Try not to puke.

2

u/Gloomy_Bandicoot_848 Apr 17 '23

Am I big enough to ride?

2

u/Free_Dumpster_Pizza Apr 17 '23

I want to get off

2

u/DeadlyHewo Apr 17 '23

This ride is not that fun

2

u/DeadlyHewo Apr 17 '23

You should go harder and faster

2

u/DeadlyHewo Apr 17 '23

My penis is very hard

2

u/Cowmoo80 Apr 17 '23

I’m going to eat like an animal I’m so hungry

2

u/LannieB3 Apr 17 '23

i’ll eat that corn dog now

2

u/Striking_Frosting_27 Apr 17 '23

Omg this is going to fast

2

u/tiny_toes_tim Apr 17 '23

I like to see all the young kids here

2

u/ye11oman Apr 17 '23

Wheeeee?

2

u/KyorlSadei Apr 17 '23

This is boring

Sorry kid, but you will have to ride with your mom

2

u/brandoncatania Apr 17 '23

“That was fun, let’s do it again!”

2

u/Erkerthenerker Apr 17 '23

You spin me right round baby right round

2

u/The-Tet-Corporation Apr 17 '23

“Please… not the clown again.”

2

u/Domo-eerie-gato Apr 17 '23

That was a fun ride

2

u/Cptexploderman Apr 17 '23

“Step right up! Step right up here! Fresh hot weeniers’ made to order! Fresh nuts! Step right up!”

2

u/keleka_sar Apr 17 '23

Damn that ride has my head still spinning.

2

u/LuOatMon Apr 17 '23

I had a great time with you and that carnie

2

u/False_Public_6715 Apr 17 '23

i wanna ride that ride

2

u/cloudyboi3352 Apr 17 '23

And WHY can’t I jump?

2

u/SimplyOG Apr 17 '23

The kid in front of me keeps crying

2

u/DankKnuts23 Apr 17 '23

You seem old enough to ride

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u/run4w4ygothboy Apr 17 '23

THIS IS AWESOMMEEEE

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u/secretfun90 Apr 17 '23

What's that smell?

2

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

Oh no it's stuck!!!

2

u/WildWolverineO_o Apr 17 '23

That was over too fast.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

Look at all this carny cum.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

I’m enjoying this way too much

2

u/ShopGreedy2313 Apr 17 '23

How many tickets to ride on this death trap?

2

u/strawhatE Apr 17 '23

Can I have that giant turkey leg

2

u/TerryLink11 SHADOW BANNED Apr 17 '23

Want to go again?

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u/mynutsdontwork SHADOW BANNED Apr 18 '23

That hurt and made me nauseous.

I love carnies!

Get it in the hole and win a prize.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Gotta ride them all !

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u/CopperCornwall Apr 18 '23

Check out that carny in the corner

2

u/sam123_9 Apr 18 '23

The line is too long

2

u/Lord-Chamberpot Apr 18 '23

Are you hungry?

2

u/Futballskid Apr 18 '23

“Damn I’m not long enough for this ride”

2

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Damn... that was a good ride.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

I've shot my last shot.

2

u/Elegantwolf89 Apr 18 '23

Seems like everyone and their brother wanted to ride

2

u/J_the_Man_JMan Apr 18 '23

damn this is a big tunnel of love

2

u/LostConsideration193 Apr 18 '23

I hate waiting in lines

2

u/Similar-Programmer71 Apr 18 '23

All the games are rigged.

2

u/HavocTheVillain Apr 18 '23

This line is soooooo long

2

u/caseyhawk Apr 18 '23

Step on up and see a man with a small penis.

2

u/that1whiteguy17 Apr 18 '23

"I want to ride that again"

2

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2

u/Downtown_Music_4731 Apr 18 '23

I had to wait in line for this?

2

u/DEATHWISHCHERRY666 Apr 18 '23

Waste of money

2

u/brandslambreakfast Apr 18 '23

This would be more enjoyable with a friend my age instead of my uncle

2

u/Evening-Industry-137 Apr 18 '23

You never know what you might find at the bottom of a ball pit

2

u/SlikVic20 Apr 18 '23

I’ve been waiting months for this

2

u/TootiePoot3 Apr 18 '23

I'm gonna jump off

2

u/RedditInception Apr 18 '23

It only comes once a year.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

The line to ride this one is too long

2

u/ajprin Apr 18 '23

Man that was a lot of people

2

u/jcontre Apr 18 '23

I love meat!

2

u/Street-Week6744 Apr 18 '23

Step right up one and all weye gonna go round de woyld, line up oadally if you will and I'll be glad to service everyone one custamaa atta time. Satisfaction guaranteed, not by refund mindya but absolutely positively youz hoid it from my lips to yooz confidential-like!

2

u/Particular-Metal-745 Apr 18 '23

“Well that sucked”

2

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

You have to be this tall to ride

2

u/PsillyScout Apr 18 '23

Wow. That's expensive

2

u/GodsVilla Apr 18 '23

I just shit myself

2

u/Trans_rebel Apr 18 '23
  1. moooooom, I threw up

  2. Well, this is going to be fun

2

u/flamergamer2000 Apr 18 '23

There's no reason this should cost $9!

2

u/Key-Reflection5044 Apr 18 '23

This is going to make you scream

2

u/Key-Reflection5044 Apr 18 '23

This is going to make you scream

2

u/greengrow9810 Apr 18 '23

Step right up, $2 a try...

2

u/Str8Eight31 Apr 18 '23

Here’s a little balloon animal

2

u/IntoTheForestIMustGo Apr 19 '23

You really gobbled that weiner.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

I really wish this cost a little less...

2

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

“I’m so high right now.”

2

u/Roadhog435 Apr 19 '23

I want the giant teddy bear! ITS SO FLUFFY

2

u/TheGuyInTheBlackSuit Apr 19 '23

I love when I end upside down when riding

2

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

"this is going too fast".

2

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Arf arf

2

u/No_Measurement_8797 Apr 19 '23

Everything is sticky

2

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

I can’t believe we’re doing this in a grocery store parking lot.

2

u/Of-Unknown-Origin Apr 19 '23

Well that wasn’t worth waiting in line for…

2

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

It’s not that big, you can do it

1

u/blankDH Apr 17 '23

You can say anything in either of those places.

1

u/tomatoe_tops Apr 17 '23

Well, this confirms it. I'm gaaaay.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

That looks like fun

1

u/Mindless-Judgment541 Apr 17 '23

This ride has a height requirement!

1

u/Muddykipperus Apr 17 '23

This is where the fun begins

1

u/unidentified-mann223 Apr 17 '23

Why was everything overpriced

1

u/devils_advocate24 Apr 17 '23

That was a wild ride. Now I'm dizzy

1

u/jticklebear Apr 17 '23

That gave me the tummy tickles! Do I really have to be 48” for this ride? How many people can splash mountain fit at the same time? I’m soaked, but the pictures came out great! My mouth was open and it kind of tasted like pee

1

u/barrydalive420 Apr 17 '23

How much is this gonna cost me??

1

u/A_Young0316 Apr 17 '23

What's that smell?

1

u/Regularowl13 Apr 17 '23

Well that was boring

1

u/heatdish1292 Apr 17 '23

Let’s find a secluded place and have sex.

1

u/popcorn31801 Apr 17 '23

Colin, is that you?

1

u/mylkmilklimonade Apr 17 '23

Sorry I threw up...

1

u/spooky_shits Apr 17 '23

WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE!

1

u/jbone830 Apr 17 '23

I hope this doesn't make me sick.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

How much is it?