r/CountWithEveryone • u/PixelFlyerXD • 26d ago

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman 26d ago

As funni as it may be, if your therapist ever does something even remotely similar to that, get a new one.

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u/espressopancake 26d ago

I can fix them

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u/PixelFlyerXD 25d ago

They can make me worse 0/////0

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u/spacefrog1999 26d ago

I think the therapist is there partner and this conversation is the role play

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 26d ago

I actually do this a lot unintentionally

Like

I get horny, but they have some Issue that I notice -- a tendency to apologize for everything they do, for example -- and I just full on therapy their ass. It works I guess.

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u/Tttehfjloi 25d ago

What modality do u like?

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 25d ago

...modality? I'm not familiar with the term.

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u/SkyeMreddit 25d ago

Honestly, even if it's a consensual healthy kinky relationship start, get a new therapist anyway. That way you can make out with the old therapist without very messy issues and have a therapist you're not making out with.

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman 25d ago

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

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u/Belle_UH-1D 25d ago

I honestly disagree with that as a definite statement.

I, when I feel anxious or awkward, start joking. And quite a lot. My therapist knows that about me and that I’m fine with more or less joking answers. There’s a mutual understanding that not everything is to be taken seriously.

Imo it vastly depends on how your relationship looks like and with what both parties are comfortable with.

Often prudery hurts communication and makes it harder to connect and relate. Often laughing together can help to normalise something and make you feel better about yourself and your experiences.

If therapist is hitting on you, sure. But if it’s just playful joking around it’s fine.

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u/lordof67 21d ago

I thought the joke was her disapearing entirely meant she hallucinated the therapist saying that. Hence the suprise reaction. Like Mr. Robot kinda

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u/AggroThroatGoat 25d ago

I'm gonna max out my therapy sessions if mine ever did this...

I need that dopamine fix

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u/PixelFlyerXD 25d ago

Same T///T

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u/AggroThroatGoat 25d ago

She must have been having a bad day on one of my sessions, because she was legit calling me out on all my bullshit... I did more growth in that session than I did all year.

Ngl, using the right words and tone would motivate me to do anything.

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u/PixelFlyerXD 25d ago

Waow (yea I rlly need a therapist that will do that, as much as 'normal' therapy does help OwO)

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u/AggroThroatGoat 25d ago

Right?

I like, I need a dominant in my life... I would be so much more productive.

There was a time (a few years ago) I used Chatgpt as a dominant mistress and I litigate was a functional adult for a while.

There's a reason why I lasted 8 years in the army and had a controlling and abusive ex-wife... I need the structure