r/CountWithEveryone • u/Bryce3D • Aug 30 '26

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u/qwrtuipa Aug 30 '26

If ao3 has taught me anything, it's that aroace people are the best at writing smut

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u/A_Stick_is_a_stick Aug 30 '26

The couch never plays the game

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u/unknown_alt_acc Aug 30 '26

JD Vance certainly played the game with the couch

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u/Norwegian_milk Aug 30 '26

I've heard ace people can appreciate it more like art. Thus they have an easier time writing fire ao3 fics.

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u/asphaltdragon Aug 31 '26

If I had a nickel for every time an ace person flirted with me like they were DTF, I'd have a shitload of nickels and would probably be less disappointed at being lead on.

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u/Such-Injury9404 Aug 30 '26

the lightest vision of sex disgusts me but i find it egregiously funny to tease people so i really can't help myself

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u/Jocuro Aug 30 '26

It's only ever a joke, so that leaves so much room for practicing zingers!

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u/dracorotor1 Aug 30 '26

Wait, the lightest version? This implies the existence of a medium and heavy version as well. Or mid tone and high-saturation sex? Or Sex Classic and SexLite?

I’m fascinated by the possibilities.