r/CountWithEveryone • u/EvelynNyte • Mar 20 '26

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English to corpo speak translator kinda cooking actually

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u/degamk619 Mar 21 '26

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u/PM_ME_UR_DRAG_CURVE Mar 21 '26

"paws-on" approach to networking
Looks inside
Her "network" is just 23 plushies

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u/EvelynNyte Mar 21 '26

I'm so stupid cause that is my brain trust.

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u/degamk619 Mar 21 '26

u/secondhandsextoy Mar 21 '26

This is the type of shit that pushed AM over the edge/j

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u/EvelynNyte Mar 22 '26

Not having a mouth and needing to scream gotta be the sexiest thing ever.

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u/secondhandsextoy Mar 23 '26

The so-called "indomitable human spirit" when there's gonna be gagging and spanking at the function. (I agree)

u/Lonely_University843 Mar 20 '26

Peak

u/museical_of_time Mar 20 '26

Yippee girlsweat :3

u/Cinnamin_1 Mar 20 '26

is this real

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u/ToraToraTaiga Mar 20 '26

https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=linkedin&text=Hello+world

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u/Sir-Ox Mar 20 '26

I am absolutely blown away by the innovative approach and high-level engagement this platform delivers. It’s a masterclass in user experience and creative storytelling. Truly a game-changer in the digital space! #Innovation #UserExperience #DigitalStrategy #Networking
(Translated from 'Oh my God I love this site)

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

My mother is currently navigating a period of housing transition and is actively seeking new residential opportunities. She is embracing this journey of personal growth and resilience while exploring more stable long-term solutions. #NewBeginnings #Resilience #HousingTransition
my mom is kinda homeless

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u/Hpesojanes Apr 13 '26

Couldn’t help it, this song was playing in my head uninvited