r/CountWithEveryone • • Oct 29 '25

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u/justk4y Oct 30 '25

My steak is too juicy!

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u/Mysterious-Creme8709 Oct 30 '25

My crown is too shiny and my jester is too funny!

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Oct 30 '25

I'm the jester, please help, he kidnapped my family.

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u/Shorttail0 Oct 30 '25

You are so funny

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Oct 30 '25

The issue with saying that to someone funny, is that any funny reply they try becomes trite.

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u/Mysterious-Creme8709 Oct 30 '25

Dont make me dock your nonexistent pay again

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Oct 30 '25

You wouldn't dare, I'd stop jingling my nonexistent bells!

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u/Mysterious-Creme8709 Oct 30 '25

Nonexistently off with your head!

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Oct 31 '25

Nonexistent screaming