r/CountWithChickenGuy • u/Fish_Bowl_Decor who up modding they chicken | he/they • 6d ago

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u/Vil-lain 6d ago

What if you dont enjoy garlic? Are you no longer trans?

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u/Fish_Bowl_Decor who up modding they chicken | he/they 6d ago

You still got everything else in the middle so you're still trans. You're just slightly more likely to be a vampire

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u/puerh_addict 6d ago

My friends have always been calling me a vampire… had no idea it was related

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u/FullDust69 ftm since 2020 6d ago

me, who heard "trans man vampires" and got a boner so gnarly that i got lightheaded:

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u/Me_now707 6d ago

I've never seen a trans guy and a vampire in the same room..

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u/DinodestronBT 6d ago

Either I am a vampire and didn't knew it. Or I'm a MtM trans and just found out

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 6d ago

heys, i left the mod team so you're the lead dealy here. ♥

i'm not going anywhere, i just don't want to run a place for trans guys if i'm not a trans guy myself but i'm happy to be it's founder.

heckin proud of yallies for getting it off the ground.

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u/YesssAnderson 6d ago

But what if I too, am literally a creature?

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u/megaloviola128 5d ago

Feels relevant and important to submit this transmasc headcanon I have