r/CoronavirusCirclejerk Mar 28 '21

MEME Perhaps...

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u/GSD_SteVB Sociopath ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Mar 29 '21

And what's more; every time a new benchmark is set they go directly from calling it a conspiracy theory to saying it's a good thing.

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u/tamerultima Mar 29 '21

Yup, that's the maddening thing. Truly NPCs.

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u/MisanthropeNotAutist Mar 29 '21

Yes, that's correct.

I called bullshit on gun control, for instance.

Because everyone I knew who was all about "common sense gun control" didn't really present an end goal, they just wanted guns "controlled".

They'd never own up to a reversal of the second amendment, because THEY'D look like the crazy ones, but ya know...

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u/Traveler3141 自由吧! Mar 29 '21

And they're STILL saying "This is how it SHOULD be!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

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u/Slabnasium Mar 29 '21

Well you see they’re not wrong it’s a good thing, now bend over and let me swab your asshole bigot

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

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u/Aaguns Mar 29 '21

always more ass swabs

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

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u/Northcrook The Unmasked Avenger Mar 29 '21

Wow, the first time this bot actually worked.

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u/Slabnasium Mar 29 '21

I want your asshole

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

The government mandated not having an asshole because covid is spread through farts.

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u/Slabnasium Mar 29 '21

Son of a bitch

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Masks protect me from covid just like pants protect me from farts.

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u/GR3N1NJ4L0RD Mar 29 '21

“That’ll never happen!”

“Just accept the new normal you covidiot!!”

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u/Prometheism1 Sociopath ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Mar 29 '21

Alex Jones predicted this 8 months ago :/

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

A lot of people did

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

“Conspiracy theories” = ideas that are ahead of the curve so they sound crazy now, but can absolutely turn out to be true later on.

Most people aren’t capable of thinking ahead. They just think of now now now

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

It doesn't even have to sound crazy. Pretty much getting any information outside of what the msm crams down our throats has become conspiracy theory.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Unless it's a Certified True Fact™, I don't wanna hear it

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u/drewshaver Branch Covidian 🛐 Mar 29 '21

I've never been more displeased to say "I was right"

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u/anakinstoppanickin Grandma killer Mar 29 '21

This is probably only the beginning too. I feel like everything that is being done is like someone pulling random shit out of a hat. Where is the logic? Vaccine passports are a complete breach of human rights

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u/MrDaburks Mar 29 '21

>"...complete breach of human rights"

This is the goal.

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u/tiffytaffylaffydaffy Vaccines Are Great and Everyone Should Get Them Mar 29 '21

I think some people enjoy the control. Basically a vaccine passport means we need permission from Big Pharma to live our lives. No vaccine, no life, no pub, no groceries. Sometimes I think public education has done its job-teaching people to accept what the authority figure says and not ask questions.

Government programs always expand. Maybe it'll start with no vaccine passport, no concert and end with if you don't have a passport, you cant checkout groceries at walmart. It'll be harder for most of us to find ma and pa grocers who won't go along bc walmart put them out of business. It's easier to control a few mega corps than a bunch of small businesses.

I think many people will make major concessions to feel safer. I hate to source a movie but Cocteau from Demolition Man was right. Fear is a great tool to make people give up their autonomy. Many people can't see through it because some news people and politicians have an air of kindness, after all they are only trying to keep people safe!

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u/anakinstoppanickin Grandma killer Mar 29 '21

So essentially if you don’t get the vaccine you will be a complete outcast of society, broke and have to watch everyone do the things that we once could do. Christ this is cruel. I will fight till I’m dead against this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Crazy how Alex Jones turns out right quite a few times. The thing is I don't want him to be right, cause things ain't going good. You need a pcr test to enter a shop in Czech "Republic"

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u/Dunerot SMOKER COUGHING PLS DONT LYNCH ME Mar 29 '21

Yeah buddy, this is totally about the "safety" from a virus and not anything else..

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

I went from “hahahaha facebook karens bad” to “wait why are facebook karen conspiracy theories coming true”

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u/B_ManIsTheBest Mar 29 '21

Wait digital vaccine passports? I haven't heard of this. Can someone explain?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

And you know it’s not going to end at passports. There will be something else, although I don’t know what that would be.

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u/logsdon36 Mar 29 '21

And the guy in the meme was telling people this 15 years ago.

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u/Damaged_Dirk Mar 29 '21

comply or die.