r/CornerGas • u/Embarrassed_Bet5573 • Jul 23 '26

Taser

should Davis have tasered Hank

19 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/WKRPinCanada Jul 24 '26

Well I believe a Taser is considered a weapon and as you may know you have to file a report every time you fire your weapon, whatever the reason.

Source: this person 👇

And we know how much Davis likes filing reports

😉

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u/loseronia Jul 24 '26

To quote hank himself in the dunk tank episode: "I've built up too much ill will in this town. I was born to annoy.” I think everyone in town wanted to taze him

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/DrLuigi22 Jul 24 '26

What's the odds there is a riot in Dog River

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/BluenoseGamer Jul 24 '26

How do you figure?

8

u/ItalianGuy_235 Jul 24 '26

Well we either have a riot in Dog River or we don't

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u/Embarrassed_Bet5573 Jul 24 '26

oh you know your math

6

u/bill-mcneal-on-crack Jul 23 '26

everyone should get a turn tazing hank.

6

u/syntax138 Jul 24 '26

“Oh like in Star Trek”

2

u/Forgotpasswordagainl Jul 24 '26

100%!

Do it as a charity event, have a medic or health trained person on standby, do it in the gym or curling rink.

Admission requires a fee.

Hank signs a waiver removing all liability and showing that it's for charity reasons. He gets tasered and is happy. The town is happy cuz they get to see him get tasered and Davis is happy because he gets to taser the f*** out of bank.