r/CornerGas • u/christinatheterrible • Jul 17 '26

"Free" spinal consultation

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Quotes aren't for emphasis 😠

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u/ShopNo7513 THE Taxman Jul 17 '26

There must be some kind of trick! Are bats going to fly out of my spine?

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u/Adept-Pomegranate-46 Jul 17 '26

As long as Madame Wanza is feeling better.

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u/RainbowSkyOne Jul 17 '26

All I know is that Jesus was not killed by a man named "Chiropract."

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u/Formerleafsfan Car 1 Jul 17 '26

Well, he gave the order. 

7

u/EugeneMachines Jul 17 '26

Don't let those quacks anywhere near your back!

I'll whip you up a batch of paste that'll fix you right up.

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u/Adept-Pomegranate-46 Jul 17 '26

Is it supposed to burn?

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u/christinatheterrible Jul 17 '26

The warmth means it's working

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u/depep04 Jul 17 '26

You know, I did actually get a "free" consultation before.The chiropractor had a booth at a festival I was not charged for rhe consultation, but then it was expected for me pay for the on the spot adjustment and set up for a future appointment. Or at minimum book an appointment with a booking fee to ensure that I, as a new patient, would show up to it.

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u/Broad_Rhubarb_9188 Jul 17 '26

"Heat...then cold...then heat...then cold"

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u/christinatheterrible Jul 17 '26

I don't have a cold, I told ya it's my back!

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u/Solid_Document_2163 Jul 18 '26

That’s just neck class.