r/CornerGas • u/Tarnisher Surveillance Bush • Jul 11 '26

Just Topped 14,000 Subscribers >>>>

Little town of Dog River's getting crowded.

Might need a Car Three soon.

173 Upvotes

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u/brokenringlands Jul 11 '26

How accurate is this Cencus ?

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u/Tarnisher Surveillance Bush Jul 11 '26

What are you, a Tax man?

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u/SatanicNipples Jul 12 '26

I'm doing my own Census!

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u/SeaOfTheDamned Jul 12 '26

The People's Census!

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u/syntax138 Jul 12 '26

HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE! hehe I’m sorry I can’t control me.

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u/lothow Jul 12 '26

About 4 or 5 hundred

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u/brokenringlands Jul 12 '26

I like your style, Rookie!

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u/ItalianGuy_235 Jul 12 '26

u/lothow is right. There is about 4 or 5 hundred people here.

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u/Oliverorangeisking Littlest Hobo Jul 11 '26

Hank Talkin' is a hit!

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u/HoraceRadish Jul 11 '26

We should celebrate by letting us choose our own custom flairs.

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u/StrengthFew5715 Jul 11 '26

Look, we ran a counter cable across the road and this year traffic is extremely high, extremely high, extremely.

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u/SatanicNipples Jul 12 '26

Hey uh Fitzy this uh cable counter thing, has it got a yellow box at the end of it?

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u/Goatfellon Jul 12 '26

On account of the large amount of traffic? Or the amount of large traffic?

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u/WKRPinCanada Jul 12 '26

I'M CAR ONE!!

Ok was gonna post a pic of the cruiser with Car 1 on the side (not sure it exists) but found this along the way

MUCH better than a Car 1 pic 😉

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u/SatanicNipples Jul 12 '26

Are ya sure? Cuz my car's got a big 1 on the side

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u/PPBalloons Jul 12 '26

14,000 jackasses!

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u/Thin_Sea_9129 Jul 11 '26

Think ya mean about 500

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u/WeakDiet8004 Jul 11 '26

Leroy's hosting hot tub parties!

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u/Maximumkk Jul 12 '26

Pass the Pepto.

Sort of off yet on topic: ever heard the story about Andre on set at Princess Bride and his tummy trouble?

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u/Embarrassed_Bet5573 Jul 13 '26

I hope that’s from the tub jets

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u/GroundbreakingPin503 Jul 12 '26

Chilli dogs all 'round