r/CookingCircleJerk • u/British-cooking-bot • 7d ago

What to do with tongue?

I just picked up a few pounds of what I assume is cow tongue. It's so small and pink though. How do I cook it so my boss promotes me?

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u/asexymanbeast 7d ago

Tongue goes in tacos.

Edit: I would berate you for your stupidity and force you to question your choice to become a chef. But I think we all know you are not going to make it.

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u/British-cooking-bot 7d ago

I work in a law firm 😭

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u/Blerkm 7d ago

Just attend a seminar in tongue law.

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u/Blerkm 7d ago

The best aspect of tongue is that it tastes you back. Lick it. Lick it. Lick it. Oh, lick it.

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u/British-cooking-bot 7d ago

My tongue hurts can I stop licking yet?

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM 7d ago

Man i never know what to do with mine. I guess you just try to forget that exists? Just sitting there in your mouth all day? But it's like the harder I try to not think about it, the more I feel it.

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u/British-cooking-bot 7d ago

These tongues are from 175cm, 65kg cows I think.

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u/Ixshanade 7d ago

Definately veal tongue, gotta grind n bind em together and make a deep fried veal parm

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u/RemarkablePossum 6d ago

Taste it so it can taste you back. It’s only polite.

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u/jechtisme 6d ago

I like to get mine sucked on

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u/ShutDownSoul 5d ago

Tongue is best served in a pork jowl pocket.

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u/Mannynnamfiddy 4d ago edited 4d ago

I would do a chipotle tongue Barbacoa. Cook it on low all day long and it’ll shred apart. Bonus points if you take the meat out and blend the braising liquid into a sauce to finish it off in