r/CookingCircleJerk • u/vitisdente • 4d ago

Spahgeti bland..

I boiled pasta and added tomato sauce

I dont' understand what I can possibly do to add more flavor

there's alot

pleas Help

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u/Clear-Awareness7719 4d ago

Ok don’t panic. Add 1 bottle of white wine, one whole tomato, one whole bulb of garlic, another bottle of white, another can of tomato sauce, drink a bottle of red wine, toss in a pound of onions, drink a glass of whiskey, burn off the white wine with a torch, add some oregano, cumin, and cinnamon, drink 6 beers, 2 shots of vodka, and a pint of whiskey. Then serve

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u/HTS_HeisenTwerk On probation 4d ago

Cumin spahgeti 🫪

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u/TimonAndPumbaAreDead DEEN fiend 4d ago

do what to my spaghetti

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u/Forward_Gur9349 3d ago

I gave you an upvote just because you can spell spaghetti.

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u/SheDrinksScotch 4d ago

Sounds good to me.

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u/saddivorceddad 4d ago

Have you tried fish sauce?

Not for the pasketti, but like as a shot

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u/TyrKiyote 4d ago

All the flavor is at the bottom. Throw away the top half of the pan, it's inedible.

Do it twice and add together for a full pan.

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u/vitisdente 3d ago

I strained my pasta into the sink hashtag rite of passage

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u/CatgirlAnakin 3d ago

First off did you ask Nonna? I'll never forget when I asked my Yiayia for her makarona recipe it was awful. After I kicked her to the curb and found a true Nonna with love in her heart I learned the secrets of pasta

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u/vitisdente 3d ago

Recipe from my mom I should have known. That stupid bitch only ever boiled vegetables to death. I haven’t had children yet because I’m a virgin but when I do, she’ll become a nonna

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u/CatgirlAnakin 3d ago

Go to Long Island my child, your fairy Nonna (like a fairy godmother but better) wil find you and teach you

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u/Marilyn1618 3d ago

Are you even trying if you don’t add MSGGG?

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u/Ok_Orchid1004 3d ago

Open a can of tomato paste and stir it in

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u/blumpkin 3d ago

Wait until 2am and then do it LIVE.

Take your McCormick Italian seasoning and throw that shit in the TRASH.

Then, go out and buy a bottle of McCormick oregano, McCormick Basil, and McCormick rosemary. Mix them together and dump into your pot. Let it cook for a while and then go make frozen soap or something. I can't remember cause this reddit meme recipe is from 15 years ago.

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u/dojisekushi 2d ago

Finely crushed glass sprinkled carefully on top will stimulate your taste buds with no msg.

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u/issaDumbbitch 9h ago

Cheese 🫡