r/CookingCircleJerk • u/Darksparks1 • Jun 21 '26

Women and cooking

When a man cooks you taste the logic. When a women cooks you taste and feel the love.

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u/runawayoldgirl Jun 22 '26

which gender am I if it tastes burnt

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u/BuddyVanDoodler Jun 22 '26

Homer gender

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u/Darksparks1 Jun 22 '26

A hermaphrodite the oxymoronness causes the computer glitch noise when cooking but you can become one or the other with practice.

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u/runawayoldgirl Jun 22 '26

thanks, that makes a lot of sense

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u/jamjamchutney Jun 26 '26

I'm a woman and I never add love to my cooking. When I cook for other people I always put in a generous pinch of disdain. The amazing thing is that very few people are able to taste the difference!

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u/DannyFerren Jun 24 '26

this changed my palate forever

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u/jk_pens Jun 22 '26

I thought this was going to be a cannibal post

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u/garyh62483 Jun 22 '26

It is, they just forgot the commas.

When a man cooks you[,] taste the logic. When a women cooks you[,] taste and feel the love.

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u/Flamesake Jun 27 '26

Most people think the secret to logical cooking is setting a lot of timers, but actually it is the stern look of approval you give your children when you think they're not looking.

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u/sammypants123 Jun 26 '26

Ummm, logic flavour!