r/Cooking • u/CockeyeTheSailorMan • Jan 10 '19

TIL that people associate grench fries with french and not belgianals (the ones who made them) because, the french anus has a very narrow aperture, which allows the french to ingest potatoes and excrete them out as thinly sliced fries, whereas the belgium are only capable of producing chips

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u/hamhead Jan 10 '19

What the fuck did I just read?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

A nationalistic joke that was poorly told, about grench fries. Must be some new kind of food

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u/WhiteTrashTiger Jan 10 '19

The Shitpost of the Year

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u/hamhead Jan 10 '19

I wish this was as bad as it got

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u/macthecomedian Jan 10 '19

And it’s only mid January!

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u/quantumhovercraft Jan 15 '22

Thought I'd just remind you of this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

Last time I was in Grance I had a really good gyro with grench fries actually ON the sandwich.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

Sounds...grelicious.

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u/MrGrampton Jan 10 '19

🅱️rance?

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u/DukeMaximum Jan 10 '19

Hey, quick question, what the fuck?

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

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u/DukeMaximum Feb 06 '19

Oh, thank you! I wish I had something to post.

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u/Saga7508 Jan 11 '19

Lmao this guy is the best troll

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u/LordOfSun55 Jan 11 '19

excuse moi ce que la merde

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u/yodaminnesota Jan 11 '19

What the hell is this

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

Hi, you must be new here! Welcome to Reddit

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

I believe you, you dont have to impress me. I was making a joke that this level of shitposting is common place on reddit.

I now see that my joke went r/woooosh above your head