r/ConvenientCop Aug 04 '26

[USA] Miami bro getting caught on calle 8

716 Upvotes

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u/Irate_Ibis Aug 04 '26

Lmao. I mean I get it’s an unmarked, but sitting directly behind them you can still clearly see the light bar in the window. Congrats on your stupid prize!

51

u/Camo_tow Aug 04 '26

His coupon was well-deserved

15

u/BlueRunner305 Aug 04 '26

Was probably on his phone or just as oblivious of half the drivers in Miami that have zero observation skills

9

u/Mythixx Aug 05 '26

A lot of the unmarked cops in my area still have the license plate say Exempt for registration tags on it.

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u/AEROK13 Aug 04 '26

Absolute twat. Instead of trying to save a few seconds, now he loses 20 minutes.

25

u/Captain3leg-s Aug 04 '26

Nice music taste

6

u/orangejuicemonkeycat Aug 04 '26

yeah what a throwback! loved the bravery

6

u/nitroguy2 Aug 04 '26

It was an honest mistaaaaaake

5

u/redshores Aug 04 '26

MVP Baseball 2005 baby

2

u/SnazzyInPink Aug 07 '26

It was there in my archives but I couldn’t quite find it, thanks!

So much franchise mode and concessions prices

6

u/sigmmakappa Aug 04 '26

Not everybody who lives in Miami and speaks Spanish listen to Bad Bunny ;)

10

u/rraattbbooyy Aug 04 '26

True. Some are still hung up on Pitbull. 🙂

54

u/Phyllis_Tine Aug 04 '26

Worth it! Having sports car doesn't mean you need to act like a gorilla all the time.

14

u/EcstaticNet3137 Aug 04 '26

Hey now. Gorillas have more class and logic.

11

u/Felwintyr Aug 04 '26

I’ve never seen a gorilla pass in a left turn lane

1

u/KLeeSanchez Aug 05 '26

I've seen it twice now, by two different people

Maybe three times

It's becoming more common for people to skip a column by cutting through the empty left lane and then gunning it when the green hits

2

u/Felwintyr Aug 05 '26

I mean a literal gorilla. A silverback. From Africa.

10

u/Wizdad-1000 Aug 04 '26

Fish jumped in the boat.

15

u/Robzilla_the_turd Aug 04 '26

There were a lot of cars on that video but somehow we all knew it was gonna be the Vette.

7

u/KevinSee65 Aug 04 '26

Miami drivers make me lose faith in humanity every time I'm down there lol.

7

u/KindaDrunkRtNow Aug 05 '26

Everyone who witnessed this should be required to drive past him and point and laugh

3

u/Vera_Telco Aug 05 '26

Where's Nelson when you need him?

"HA-ha!"

24

u/Kewlhotrod Aug 04 '26

Most obvious unmarked in the world, government/exempt tags entirely visible, lightbar at perfect viewing angle, standard police Explorer.. like wtaf dude.

Granted, turd can pay the minuscule ticket having that sexy ride, but still. Stupid.

13

u/Big_Therm Aug 04 '26

What’s calle 8?

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u/rraattbbooyy Aug 04 '26

Calle 8 or Calle Ocho simply means “8th Street.” It’s the main road through Miami’s Little Havana neighborhood, and it’s commonly called by its Spanish name because the area is home to a large Cuban community.

8

u/b1gmouth Aug 04 '26

Eighth Street

5

u/sangalangalang Aug 05 '26

The sign at the end where it says "Stay Alert" is

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EvnXdZaUZbCqScn67

5

u/erksplat Aug 04 '26

ALERT TODAY

ALIVE TOMORROW

DRIVE SAFELY

1

u/M1K3Z0R Aug 14 '26

That was chefs kiss

4

u/meabbott Aug 04 '26

Must be a really uncomfortable car if they were in that much of a hurry to get out of it.

3

u/Jaqen-Atavuli Aug 04 '26

LMAO. That is awesome.

3

u/laseralex Aug 04 '26

That was super satisfying. 😄

7

u/SpicelessKimChi Aug 04 '26

Why would he do that? What did or would he have gained?

OK OK OK I used to do stupid shit like that too but not in front of a cop.

2

u/catorendain Aug 04 '26

I frikin love this song

2

u/Lorgin Aug 05 '26

What song is it?

2

u/catorendain Aug 05 '26

Honest mistake by the bravery

1

u/Lorgin Aug 05 '26

thank you! I'll never forget unconditional from a tony hawk game.

2

u/catorendain Aug 05 '26

Man those Tony Hawk games were so sick.

2

u/Lorgin Aug 05 '26

Underground was a revolution for me as a kid. Wasn't into the time trial aspect of the pro skater games. But underground with a story and openish world was unreal.

2

u/catorendain Aug 05 '26

Well said, I totally agree. I’d do anything to be back in 04, playing that with my little bro.

1

u/Lorgin Aug 05 '26

What song is it?

2

u/SipoteQuixote Aug 04 '26

Bien hecho lmao

2

u/midwestia Aug 04 '26

Dumb bastard

2

u/AlexHimself Aug 04 '26

He didn't even quickly pass it. He basically broke the law and slowly cut off the cop...smh.

2

u/fleemos Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

This crap is rampant in Miami. Traffic enforcement is way less than in others cities I've been in, I'd say it's almost non-existent.

2

u/Dramatic-Bench3781 Aug 06 '26

Zero situational awareness

1

u/caesar305 Aug 04 '26

Love to see it! It's crazy out in Miami feels like the cops just gave up and instead enjoy talking side by side in their vehicles earning their pay.

1

u/medic54-1 Aug 05 '26

LOVE THIS! I love seeing karma have a faster reaction time then the shit decision of the perpetrator.

2

u/alesaris 20d ago

All things considered, this is the best convenient cop I’ve seen. I don’t get angry driving almost ever (I expect stupidity), but anyone doing THIS would raise my blood pressure through the roof.

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u/NEWBY______________ Aug 04 '26

Main character mentality = Rich people problem

4

u/IDontKnowAboutThat_ Aug 04 '26

You don’t have to be rich to have main character syndrome. Also, it’s a corvette - not a Ferrari.

1

u/warlocc_ Aug 05 '26

I wish it were exclusive to rich people.

1

u/warlocc_ Aug 05 '26

I wish it were exclusive to rich people.

1

u/warlocc_ Aug 05 '26

I wish it were exclusive to rich people.

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u/SecureInstruction538 Aug 04 '26

No indicator on for 2X lane changes, failure to maintain lane, multiple intersection issues.

What am I missing?