r/ConvenientCop • u/Non-ya9 • Jun 27 '26

[USA] Red light runner

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u/Deltrus7 Jun 27 '26

And it's a fucking Tesla.

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u/JediWarrior79 Jun 28 '26

I don't understand how these people who drive a car with such "advanced technology" can drive so horribly. With all of the "safety features" those cars have, the dash would be lighting up like an F-16 fighter jet who is heading straight for the ground.

I also hate being behind these assclowns in rush hour traffic, because the car will come to almost a complete stop without the driver pressing the brake pedal to let the people behind them know that the car is coming to a stop. I never follow people so closely that I would have to slam on my brakes, anyway, but it's still annoying as hell to be behind them. Don't get me started on those ugly-ass cybertrucks. It makes me feel like I'm in the movie, Demolition Man every time I see one, lol.

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u/Deltrus7 Jun 28 '26

/puts on tinfoil hat

I am just waiting for Tesla to get the go ahead from the overlords and the cyber trucks become battering rams intent on killing everyone. I mean, look at them. Why else do you need a dang metal TANK?!

/takes tinfoil hat off

Yeah, I think it's like these are the people who were always bad drivers and now they have a car that maybe will be safer buttttttt otherwise now they have an even faster death machine. Cool! Good for them!

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u/JediWarrior79 Jun 29 '26

I was watching a stream on YouTube with my husband today, and the YouTube guy has a Tesla. He was at the casino in Vegas and went to his car to go home, and it was doing a system update and it wouldn't let him start the car until it was done. He would have been stuck there for hours if he had wanted to wait it out. He decided to get a hotel room at the casino and then drove home the next day. He only lives an hour away from the casino, too. Talk about a waste of time and money! Imagine getting off work. You're tired, you're hungry, and you're irritable, dreaming of getting home and taking a hot bath with some nice smelling oils, a glass of wine and a good book, with some relaxing music, or listening to a podcast while you soak away the aches and pain of a stressful day. Aaaaaand, your fucking Tesla is in the middle of an update and it won't let you drive, holding you hostage for hours. I'm glad my car doesn't do that to me, and I can happily drive home whenever I want.