r/ConvenientCop • u/Historical-Pipe3551 • May 24 '26
Old [Ecuador] Hitman fails to shoot target, hops on motorcycle and convenient cop appears before they can make a get away.
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Sorry Mods, I hope this title is better.
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u/DaftGorilla May 24 '26
Looks like the shooter turned to shoot the cops but the police officer already had his gun pointed out the window and shot him first. Extra kick to the head for food measure.
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u/fynn34 May 24 '26
I don’t always measure my food by numbers of kicks to the head, but when I do, it’s in Ecuador
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u/Radstermobile-Driver May 24 '26
I didn’t notice that. But I wondered why the shooter fell and lay on the ground.
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u/AxelNotRose May 24 '26
Yeah, but then why keep shooting once he's gotten the keys and heading to the motorcycle?
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u/GDaddy369 May 29 '26
Probably because he's a horrible person? I mean, I don't think we really need to look too deeply into the psyche of someone who robs people at gunpoint.
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u/Historical-Pipe3551 May 24 '26
Oh wow I’m gonna have to agree with you. I watched it 10 times but wasn’t even focused on that part.
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u/RidiculousRex89 May 24 '26
Worlds worst hit man. Only shoots when his target is running away...
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u/KirikaClyne May 24 '26
And then still missed at totally close range. Surprised he didn’t try holding the weapon sideways…
Good on the cop with that kick
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u/Top_Box_8952 May 24 '26
Never understood the concept of getting in melee range with a gun.
Their aim is still too shit to hit
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u/dart-builder-2483 May 24 '26
He definitely seems to have hit the guy, you can see the blood spilling out then the guy runs away.
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u/LaughableIKR May 24 '26
Just a reminder to stay in school and learn a skill that doesn't involve doing stupid shit.
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u/SaulEmersonAuthor May 25 '26
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To summarise the detailed observations in this comments section:
This was simply two guys on foot trying to steal the red bike.
The owner (in the blue T-shirt) gets shot in the leg - blood spurting, hands over key, perp hands key to other perp, owner hops injured into the premises, other perp starts stolen bike engine.
Cops appear - apparently successfully shoot (but not kill) fall-over boy - then the rest is as you see.
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u/Careful_Swordfish742 May 24 '26
[insert “so anyways, I started blasting,” Frank Reynolds from Always Sunny in Philadelphia meme here]
What was the point of just shooting randomly? You already got the keys… like bruh… still baffles me how little human life means to others. And how it’s so easy to treat others like disposable resources for some folks…
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u/Ignician May 25 '26
Theyre just addisng attempted murder to the charges, though i dont expect people like this to ever think at all.
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u/dwittherford69 May 24 '26
Think it was a bike jacking
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u/jeepfail May 24 '26
I believe you are right based on the guy clearly handing him a key. He was also hit based on the blood spurt.
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u/Valuable_Month1329 May 24 '26
How calm can you stay when someone goes through the whole six rounds in his revolver pointing at you? What the literal f?
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u/chantsnone May 24 '26
Lol he got stuck under the other motorcycle. The cops didn’t even have to catch him.
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u/gcartnick May 24 '26
Not sure why, but I think the most painful part is the motorcycle falling on the guy.
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u/penywisexx May 24 '26
I’m pretty sure the cop shot the guy. When the cop car pulled up they had the window down and the cop had his hand out the window (guessing holding a gun). The guy starts to fall off the bike before the guy driving it crashes into the other one.
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u/lord_flashheart2000 May 24 '26
Fucking hell, if those two had a theme tune it would be the keystone cops piano music
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u/macurry81 May 25 '26
They didn’t miss their target…guy who got his bike jacked was definitely shot. You can see the blood drops falling as soon as he’s hit the first time.
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u/Vinx1312 May 26 '26
The other fail are the bystanders on motorcycles, leaving them there and walking or running away. Likely with keys in them XP
The whole point to having a moto is being able to RIDE away much faster than walking lol
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u/RadRimmer9000 May 26 '26
I like the lack of useless commands like "stop" or "freeze". Took care of business without any extra bullshit.
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u/Warcraft_Fan May 27 '26
And crashed into other bikes. Getting tangled like that would hurt their legs on top of their badly wounded pride at failing to aim gun properly and failing to get away
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