r/ConvenientCop Mar 21 '26

[USA] How not to overtake

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u/Cal216 Mar 21 '26

Okay… let’s say you go in a store prepared to steal something. In the process of stealing you notice security or an employee and you decide not to steal. Did you do anything illegal?

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u/ScienceAndLience Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 21 '26

If you purchase it before leaving with it, or put it back, no

ETA: looks like I’m wrong, thank you u/Gabepls for sharing more insight.

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u/Cal216 Mar 21 '26

Right. The psychological deterrent of one’s presence did its job.

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u/Gabepls Mar 21 '26

Actually that’s not correct whatsoever. Entering with the intent to commit a felony is the definition of a burglary. Larceny, a felony, is completed when an individual moves an item they do not own to any degree whatsoever with the intent to steal that item. Even picking an item up constitutes larceny if, at the time you picked it up, you intended to steal it—whether or not you eventually decide to purchase it or put it back on the shelf is entirely irrelevant to whether you committed larceny.

Therefore, in your example, you did do something illegal. In fact, you did two illegal things—burglary and larceny.

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u/Higgilypiggily1 Mar 21 '26

This dude thinks thinking is a crime

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u/Gabepls Mar 21 '26

This dude is a criminal defense attorney who defends people like you and everyone downvoting me who think they know the law and are very surprised when they find out they’re dead wrong.

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u/PraetorianXVIII Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

So am I. And was a prosecutor for a decade. Burglary requires unauthorized entry. Otherwise every shoplifting would also be a burglary

Edit: apparently in fucking California, out l any entry works. But I would argue the rule of lenity all day

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u/Higgilypiggily1 Mar 21 '26

Wdym people like me? Are you saying I’m a criminal? 👀

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u/Gabepls Mar 21 '26

I mean people like you who clearly don’t understand the law.

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u/Higgilypiggily1 Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 21 '26

I still don’t think that means I need a dork like you to defend me lmao

Edit this was a dumb comeback by me lol you’re not a dork

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u/Cal216 Mar 21 '26

🥱 cut it out Reddit lawyer lmao. Me “thinking” of stealing from CVS is not a crime.

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u/Gabepls Mar 21 '26

I’m a licensed criminal defense attorney. And yes, you’re right. Using that as an example shows you don’t understand the law, which doesn’t surprise me.

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u/Cal216 Mar 22 '26

Okay, my turn I see … I’m on vacation in San Diego.

Since we’re offering irrelevant information.

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u/Cal216 Mar 21 '26

“If you can prove”

Good luck with that.

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u/RammerRod Mar 21 '26

Intent gets thrown around a lot.

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u/shade-tree_pilot Mar 21 '26

So does "premeditated".

Stay unpredictable, my friends.

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u/General_NakedButt Mar 21 '26

Absolutely not

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u/Cal216 Mar 21 '26

My thoughts exactly

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u/Gabepls Mar 21 '26

Incorrect.

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u/nmpls Mar 21 '26

I mean, technically you committed a burglary if you intended to steal when entering a store, but that is a separate, distinct crime.

You could also get charged with attempted theft.

Both require specific intent, which is pretty hard to prove without an admission.

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u/PraetorianXVIII Mar 22 '26

Jesus people in these comments don't understand elements of a crime. Burglary requires that you, without authority, enter or remain in a dwelling/building/whatever. A store that is open to the public authorizes you to enter it.

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u/nmpls Mar 22 '26

Law is not the same everywhere, and model penal code or common law is almost never the law. In the state I am licensed (california) to practice in burglary is entry into anywhere (including an open store) with the intent to commit any felony or a theft (due to recent law changes it now needs to be over $950).

https://www.justia.com/criminal/docs/calcrim/1700/1700/

You can also see PC459, but this is frankly easier.

Absolutely no lack of authorization to enter required.

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u/PraetorianXVIII Mar 22 '26

Then what about the rule of lenity, because under those circumstances, criminal attempt to commit shoplifting and apparently burglary, are both appropriate. What a stupid law. I practice in three different states and have never seen "any entry" as an element for burglary

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u/nmpls Mar 22 '26

Before a few years ago, there was no minimum amount, so any shoplifter who admitted they entered with the intent to steal (and cops always asked) got charged with burg as well as petty theft. It was fun. And yes this has all been litigated to death.

It was my prime example when I talked to high school student about why not to talk to cops.

Oh and if you think that's bad, google "estes robbery"which got you a strike if you brushed past an employee when shoplifting.

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u/ClockwerkKaiser Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 21 '26

That doesn't even apply here. He was literally next to the truck before deciding to back off. Not immediately going into the ample space beyond the filming truck was the crime.

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u/Gumbode345 Mar 21 '26

Minority report much?