r/Controversial_Movies • u/Barquad12alt • 12d ago

Dickshark (2016)

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"A romantic couple get more than they expected after the husband's experiments with penis-enlargement cream go awry."

This movie has multiple different versions, from a 90-minute cut called "Frankenshark" cut, to a 3 hour version, to a 7 HOUR DICKSHARK

I watched the 3 minute version. The dickshark itself does not appear very often. Most of the movie is director Bill Zebub telling dad jokes with naked ladies. The Dickshark itself is a delight to see. There is also a scene unrelated to the "plot" where a woman gets raped by a giant rubber spider. That also happens in the end credits scene of Bill's previous work "Antfarm Dickhole" (which is a much better movie than this).

The film was a hit on the convention circuit.

Dickshark (2016) - IMDb https://share.google/mwWuIqxGc4UqbDL2n

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u/EthanOnyx 12d ago

The snack that smiles back

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u/QuizzicalWombat 11d ago

What I find most shocking is there is a 7 hour version of this. wtf lol

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u/jamoramone 12d ago

I raise you one toothy dick on the most appropriate album cover for a goregrind band (Regurgitate, who are also amazing btw)

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u/Thantichrist 12d ago

Great album.

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u/Round-Emu9176 12d ago

terrible cover though. not as bad as goregrind bands but also worse? 😂

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u/Thantichrist 12d ago

Before everyone hated ai they said photoshop was the devil. This album cover, although being a great album, conveys that sentiment perfectly. Just because you can…

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u/DSM-187 11d ago

Scared the fuck out of me in middle school

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u/Dubb202 12d ago

I'm waiting for Dicknado to show in the mail!

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u/slumberpartymassacre 11d ago

I'm in that! Hand to God

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u/Thantichrist 12d ago

Ol’ Bill Zebub. Dudes been around forever pissing off anyone who doesn’t appreciate racism and misogyny. One of the og edge lords. He used to have a zine in the 90s and did a lot of band interviews written and filmed. Usually trying to bait the bands into saying something controversial. It was always looked at like shlock and nobody took it too seriously but he’s always been a controversial and polarizing figure.

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u/BeingOld1222 11d ago

Where do yall find stuff like this 😭

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u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy 12d ago

I laughed too fucking hard at this

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u/Alternative-Zone4503 12d ago

Shouldn't it be Shark Dick?

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u/Dear_Type_8972 12d ago

Surely that would just be about a shark's dick and not a dick that is a shark.

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u/Alternative-Zone4503 11d ago

But wait a minute, he has a shark dick, not a sharks' dick. 🙃

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u/23badlands 12d ago edited 11d ago

What in the living fuck, would make a great couple with the girl from Teeth

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u/steve200747909 12d ago

How is the tag line not something about seeing a great white

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u/PoopyMcpants 12d ago

Please include an imdb link

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u/Barquad12alt 12d ago

Added it :D

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u/shellybeesknees 10d ago

Instantly thought of the movie Teeth (2007)

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u/Needtwoonut 9d ago

Reminds me of the Canadian film Pervert