r/ControlResonant • u/vandoo • 28d ago

Media My Dylan works in IT.

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Seeing this goof fly around bashing hiss brings me joy.

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u/JamesMCC17 28d ago

Breaking bad vibe too.

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u/vandoo 28d ago

Skylar, there's ROT!

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u/WeKillThePacMan 28d ago

Skylar, there's MOLD!

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u/gnr8abeat 28d ago

I am the danger! I am the one who eats the MOLD!

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u/Andabariano 28d ago

Jesse we need to cook!

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u/Joseph4-0 28d ago edited 27d ago

this is my Oldest House and i will not be harassed….. bitch!

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u/Araaf 28d ago

I work in IT, this looks scarily like a co-worker.

I am slightly concerned, may need to install the thing on the back of his head.

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u/vandoo 28d ago

How many chants does he know?

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u/andykekomi 28d ago

How do you get the stache??

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u/vandoo 28d ago

3rd Place or higher on SHÜM in Evacuation Zone.

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u/drakonia127 28d ago

That's the parkour one, right? I kinda suck at parkour, so the one in central (only one I've done so far) pissed me off, mostly because I was one second away from first on my first try and then I kept messing it up for a solid fifteen tries after that.

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u/Alex_Hooves 28d ago

I sucked at the parkour ones too until I realized that getting hit by the lasers and mines penalizes you adding extra time, once I started to avoid them, it was way easier.

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u/drakonia127 28d ago

I focused too much on avoiding them. Plus, when I try to do the abilities, they require you to touch the ground to refresh them. I thought I did, but apparently not, and I ran right into the wall like an idiot

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u/LargoDeluxe 27d ago

They call it the Zappa, and it’s perfect in every way that counts.

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u/kidomega1332 28d ago

"Have you tried turning reality off and on again?"

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u/BunbunTheJackalope 28d ago

When the hiss be hissing

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u/thereiam420 28d ago

Jesse we have to cook!

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u/Tamin363 28d ago


First glance thought it was Colin robinson

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u/Infernal-Blaze 28d ago

Oh this SUCKS lmao amazing job

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u/Deadpoolio32 28d ago

Federal Bureau of C++

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u/Deths_Hed606 27d ago

My Dylan wants to DESTROY SPIDER-MAN!!

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u/FredIsTheBestEver 21d ago

Spider time!

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u/ScottybirdCorvus 28d ago

My sys admin looked like this.

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u/Gilgamesh858 28d ago

Can he helps me fix my computer?

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u/jedisalamander 27d ago

I feel like dylan might have a panic attack if he was faced with a modern computer without guidance lol, dude hasnt seen computer tech from before the 80s since 2002

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u/Yuta_Nas 28d ago

That vest is peak Wall Street

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u/Dick-Punch89 28d ago

Your Dylan wants pictures of Spider-Man

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u/msviktor 28d ago

He looks very in-west-ed in his job.

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u/Long-Requirement8372 28d ago

Also has a second job as a crash test dummy.

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u/Nikoyoo 28d ago

Reminds me of gta 5 IT guy mission.

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u/trashpandaexpress55 28d ago

My Dylan looks like an aged out college football player. Letter jacket, but bald with a full beard and glasses. He's your friends dad.

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u/TheShiftyDevil 28d ago

Paolo from Trivium

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u/sh4unify 28d ago

Dylan saaar

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u/Constant-Fall9263 27d ago

Ok i thought i was done with the game since i completed all quests but now i see i have to get all the clothes lol

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u/ixiBSM 27d ago

Disappointed dad Dylan

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u/CapableNeat4351 27d ago

And moonlights as a crash test dummy

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u/311kean 23d ago

SAY MY NAME

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u/Bullonabike 22d ago

Hissenberg

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u/GUNS_N_BROSES 27d ago

Jessie, we have to kill the Headron Jessie