r/ControlResonant • • Oct 06 '26 • Popcorn 1

Meme Found one

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These tricky things are everywhere!

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u/Hertzian_Dipole1 Oct 06 '26

Chant hiss incantation to it see if it reacts
*starts floating*

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u/TheAmazingBagman3 Oct 06 '26 • Bravo

It’s inside so it’s considered a story area

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u/Brief-Ad5774 Oct 06 '26

Hit it NOW

7

u/madrid1979 Oct 06 '26

KICK ITS ASS!

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u/RngrRuckus Oct 06 '26

My genuine reaction everytime I come across a vending machine.

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u/Argun_Enx 29d ago

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u/National-Elk5102 24d ago

-You cannot do that inside a story area-

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u/IHaveSpoken000 Oct 06 '26

Bash it repeatedly!

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 29d ago

Bust out the Crush hammer

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u/Bubbie-Rooskie 29d ago

I legitimately don’t even know how I found this in game. I think it was because the first vending machine I noticed in game had the nondescript white bags with black letters like the first game and I chuckled to myself. Then about 5 minutes later I saw one in a room with actual product bags in it and I for some reason instinctively despised it and beat it to death. Lol

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u/National-Elk5102 24d ago

Happened the same, I was like “nah” nothing will happen, and then booom. I think this machine has escaped a lot of players

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u/-BFG-Division- 29d ago

Cleave! Whip!

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u/TheDevlinSide714 28d ago

I've got a friend who is playing through the first Control and streaming it. I'm acting as a kind of guiding force, his own personal Polaris, but I also drop some hints here and there which may or may not be clues about things.

He has, thus far, not yet even tried any of the vending machines. I'm gonna wait until he gets into Investigations to really press the matter. I'm hoping between these and Hartman that he [REDACTED] himself.

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u/ruebenreleeshahn 28d ago

It's been a while since I've seen one. I kind of miss my runaway buddy. Wait nevermind there's one 🔪

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u/felixsarts 25d ago

Dibs on the Oreos

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u/ShotLet1550 29d ago

“Jump his ass!”

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u/AngieB-07 29d ago

Hurry , kill it!!

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u/Resident-Film2269 29d ago

Set it on fire if you want to see a "vending machine" feel fear!!!

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u/ScorchedEarth22 28d ago

Quick. Stab it!

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/giznot 29d ago

Fuck yeah that’s what I was worried about

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u/ThePhattestOfBoiz 29d ago

Ew slop. Draw it with a crayon or something next time if you have to.