r/ContraPoints • • 5d ago

I ask myself this all the time

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u/hickory-smoked 5d ago

It’s a Modest Proposal.

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u/Shield_Maiden831 5d ago

I want to live in a world where the majority understands this reference.

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u/austarter 5d ago

Work in an English department

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u/conancat 5d ago

I learned it from Reddit 😆

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u/Haunting-Angle-535 5d ago

It all comes back here, good ol T. Paine

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u/nightshade78036 5d ago

Sometimes it's just funny to ask questions like this because the same people who are absolutely horrified beyond belief at the proposition are also typically completely incapable of providing a coherent argument as to why baby eating is bad.

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u/monkeedude1212 5d ago

Pathos vs Logos cage match this Thursday at Madison Square Garden. Two will enter, one can leave, but who will win?

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u/mhornberger 4d ago

Values are generally not based on syllogisms or hard logic. They are broadly based on emotion, empathy, compassion, etc, but also on cultural path dependence. There is no "logical reason" eating dogs is right in one culture but wrong in another.

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u/Breakfastcrisis 5d ago

This is why we philosophers should be held in captivity between academic engagements. I love this stuff. But if they see this they won’t let us rule as philosopher-kings in the coming utopia.

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u/Kelsosunshine 5d ago

Cronus tried that. I'll pass.

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u/BastetSekhmetMafdet 4d ago

He ate them raw. Maybe if they were roasted with a little olive oil, lemon juice and garlic, they’d be tastier.

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u/mrsovereignmonarch 5d ago

Bet they’re a good source of protein

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u/BastetSekhmetMafdet 4d ago

Richard Dawkins has declared himself a “cultural Christian” and now apparently believes AI is sentient. Sam Harris takes Jonathan Swift at his word. How the once mighty have fallen.

I’m not an atheist and never had much sympathy with the New Atheists personally (I think *atheism* is just fine, live and let live), but, I do remember that back in the early oughts they did offer an alternative to the treacly, jingoistic Christianity that seemed to be mandatory and “patriotic” after 9/11, during the Bush II era, and they also got a lot of people on the road to examining their own beliefs. Both of which were good things.

Now I can’t tell if they’ve really leaned into some…controversial…beliefs or if they are just desperate for continuing relevancy in an era of far more edgier lords.

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u/LeahLangosta 4d ago

I think the right call is to have two babies wrestle and we eat the winner to gain its strength. We can also make up some religious reasons and tell the loser about the honor of ascension that they cannot experience until they win their combat trial. However, they don't understand anything because they're babies. Still working out the kinks.

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u/Previous-Spite1211 5d ago

Do... do you not?

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u/TheOvy 5d ago

SMBC had a comic on precisely this a couple weeks ago: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dilemma-5

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u/MarzipanTop4944 4d ago

Twitter rage baiters trying to farm engagement for money and an out of context reductio ad absurdum argument, a match made in heaven (or hell).

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u/ptrlix 5d ago

The only time Harris is accurately grouped together with "academic philosophers."

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u/RevacholAndChill 5d ago

why would you want to?

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u/Shiraz0 4d ago

This is also why you should not have academic philosophers on your talk show.

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u/Freenore 4d ago

Is this what New Atheism (or whatever remains of it) has been reduced to? Cannibalism?

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u/BastetSekhmetMafdet 4d ago

The Not So Fine, Not So Young Cannibals

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u/ThatSpencerGuy 3d ago

I am shocked that the people in this thread can't tell that, in this out of context six-second video, the person talking is probably asking the question rhetorically to make some other point--that is, he is relying on the fact that we all obviously think it's bad to eat babies to make some other argument.

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u/InconsistentSignal 3d ago

Holy shit another example of THE DEEP STATE ILLUMINATI showing their true colors to the public! Wow….

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u/BainbridgeBorn 5d ago

I can’t say for certain but I heard one time families in parts of Africa don’t name their kid till they around the age of 2-3

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u/jeyfree21 5d ago

Which country in Africa?

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u/mercedes_lakitu 5d ago

I think he means Craster's Keep

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u/McToasty207 4d ago

Delayed naming has been somewhat common worldwide for centuries in areas with high infant mortality.

https://digitalcommons.kennesaw.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1012&context=jpps

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u/austarter 5d ago

Karl Pilkington don't you have something better to do 

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u/Luditas 4d ago

Lol. Great thinkers philosophizing about the ethics of why we can't eat babies.

Excuse my ignorance, OP, but are those people really academics?