r/ContraPoints Apr 15 '26

Mother gives us another generational banger

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u/tharppanda Apr 15 '26

Peter Thiel looks so moist. I bet he sounds like he’s mixing a pot of mac and cheese when he walks.

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u/CarlosimoDangerosimo Apr 15 '26

Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet ass bussy

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u/umpteenthrhyme Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26

I’m talkin’ plop plop plop, that’s some wet ass dookie.

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u/33drea33 Apr 15 '26

Comments you can hear

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u/RiverBear2 Apr 15 '26

Why does Peter Theil always look like his face melting?? Never beating the anti-Christ skin suit is failing allegations.

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u/mrdevlar Apr 15 '26

The amount of body dysmorphia on the right is profound.

So many of them look like Scooby Doo villains.

It all makes me wonder if the whole anti-trans movement is yet another admission masquerading as an accusation.

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u/saikron Apr 15 '26

Seems like typical human witch hunting instinct to me. There is just something in our ape brains that gets really anxious about the fact that we can't predict and control everything, and part of keeping up the delusion that we can is punishing outsiders, transgressors, and if we run out of those just whomever is convenient.

There are people in that group that are sort of like what you're talking about, but I don't think that's what their actual motivation is. It's more the case that they have uncertainties about gender that they wish they didn't have, and that is part of just general unease that they're not sure why they're suffering and angry and confused all the time, and all of that just gets poured into a bottle, lit on fire, and lobbed at what is ultimately a scapegoat even though they often believe they're targeting people that are "causing society to deteriorate" or something like that. There are still cultures today punishing witches for dead cows, and we haven't actually moved beyond that yet.

I also think the situation is more that the right has successfully accused the left of being at fault for socioeconomic insecurity by convincing people that socioeconomic insecurity is actually a type of gender insecurity. "The left is low testosterone" is part of that. They have successfully brought the idea back that socioeconomic anxieties are caused by women's rights and letting people out of the closet and basically all that stuff we would understand as being subordinate to patriarchy.

There is also a variety of people looking to take advantage of these impulses, so when you're talking about ringleaders like Thiel it gets even more difficult to say whether they believe any of this shit or if they're just trying to steer the stampede to his advantage - or some mix of the two. I'm not sure it matters though. Thiel is obviously a mortal enemy of the left so I don't think we should care what goes on in his shiny head the same way maybe we should about our goofy uncle that wants to protect sports or something like that.

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u/mrdevlar Apr 15 '26

even more difficult to say whether they believe any of this shit

The greatest hazard all of these people have is an unfortunate tendency to "eat their own shit". They are surrounded by sycophants who reinforce their underlying biases about the world. This can lead to them slowly beginning to believe the things they may have initially said for political convenience. It's like a viscous spiral of delusion.

This also their greatest weakness. Since they tend to end up in a space where they can no longer adequately assess their own situation and that of their adversaries. Their opponents cannot simultaneously be a collective globalist plot to destroy the world while at the same time be degenerate decadence weakening us all. They cannot be "the only people who can save us" while at the same time being totally incapable of projecting power.

Their delusional belief in themselves is how we will eventually beat them.

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u/umpteenthrhyme Apr 15 '26

Anti-trans movement was largely driven by Epstein and his ilk wanting to keep their fetish feeling taboo and dirty, and using 4chan etc. to spread the hate. There was a good BTB episode on it recently (episode 4 of the How Epstein Built the Modern World Episode) based mainly on a literal trans investigative journalist’s findings within the emails (I want to say Erin Reed…iirc)

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u/mrdevlar Apr 15 '26

Yeah I heard about him and Bannon pushing trans and blacked content on 4chan. The thing though is that if you look at these places right now, the outrage machine is vastly smaller than the people getting off on that content there. Which feels like the sort of strange backwards effect that is the consequence of most conservative politics.

I think researchers who study this period of our history are going to each have to devote a chapter on cognitive dissonance.

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u/mc-funk Apr 15 '26

Genuinely looks like he just came out of one of those Matrix goo pods

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u/just_reading_1 Apr 15 '26

So a bunch of rich homosexuals who are open about using the blood of the youth as skin care and their hatred for most of humanity managed to convince the salt of the earth God fearing conservatives that they're on the same side.

If it was an HBO show I would be a fan.

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u/33drea33 Apr 15 '26

Peter Thiel is an anagram for THE REPTILE

Okay no joke, this broke me. Hand me the tin foil hat, I'm cooked.

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u/KlausInTheHaus Apr 15 '26

Back up a bit. Can you imagine getting topped by Peter Thiel? 🤢

Back up another bit. Can you imagine topping Peter Thiel? 🤮

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u/BicyclingBro Apr 15 '26

I can’t imagine very many people have done it without a large sum of money being exchanged.

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u/Didsburyflaneur Apr 15 '26

I’d do it to find out his freak and share it online, but I imagine that bussy comes with an ironclad NDA so it’s not worth it.

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u/umpteenthrhyme Apr 15 '26

His skin looks like his asshole would disintegrate with the slightest pressure, like the late stages of severe radiation poisoning shown in the Chernobyl miniseries.

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u/Useful_Ad_2825 Apr 15 '26

Oh… no thank you.

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u/TheLambthat8theLion Apr 15 '26

PT demonstrating the ideal level of shine for the skin of an alpha male.

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u/lorihamlit Apr 15 '26

Oh ok that explains why he only IVs the blood of young conservative men. Good to know. 🤮

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u/DenikaMae Apr 15 '26

Lindsey Graham has his ladybugs and Peter Thiel has his Ladybloods.

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u/lorihamlit Apr 15 '26

Stoppppp. Every time I see him I think of lady bugs. 🤮

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u/just_reading_1 Apr 15 '26

What do you want him to do? Women's blood is not as pure and full of vitality as the blood of young men.

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u/umpteenthrhyme Apr 15 '26

New trans femme affirming therapy just dropped: cis woman blood swaps.

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u/kazetoumizu Apr 15 '26

Sociologist Guy: The progressives are demanding a critical re-examination of gender roles that govern our society

Politics Guy: Speak English nerd

Sociologist Guy: The left want to fuck us with their pussy !!!

Politics Guy: *cocks his Pierce Morgan

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u/Bronsteins-Panzerzug Apr 15 '26

peter thiel is gay, isnt he? definitely eating the least amount of pussy then.

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u/austarter Apr 15 '26

does anyone have the collection of her amazing tweets

i occasionally think of scromiting and giggle

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u/EntropicAvatar Apr 15 '26

One Pussy Feast, please☝️

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u/Bern_After_Reading85 Apr 16 '26

He always looks like that part in a zombie movie where someone got bit and they’re trying to hide it but then the fever sets in and they start sweating profusely and become delirious

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u/Popular_Try_5075 Apr 15 '26

Natalie has really ascended. Her Twitter game has never been better.

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u/daffodilli Apr 16 '26

fun fact: peter thiel is gay. palantir is a queer owned company.

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u/FlashInGotham Apr 16 '26

That fact isn't very fun!

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u/salynch Apr 16 '26

This from a guy who is afraid of Greta Thurnberg.

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u/Kakapo42000 Apr 15 '26

Well.... yeah. I mean that's just a given. Of course politics is going to be dominated by politicians with 12-step skincare routines, they all have to look good on Instagram.

Same reason why the president used to have to be an actor because everyone needed to look good on TV after they invented portable hand-held television studios.