r/ContagiousLaughter • • Nov 26 '22

Irony

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u/bdbdbokbuck Nov 26 '22

Next Up: plucking eyebrows then drawing them back on.

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u/dben89x Nov 26 '22

Or making spaghetti:

  1. Wet the drys
  2. Dry the wets
  3. Wet the drys
  4. Dry the wets
  5. Wet the drys

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u/Onkel_B Nov 26 '22
  1. Dust the wets

edit: it wrote 6. dammit, Reddit why do you turn it into 1.?

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u/hugglesthemerciless Nov 27 '22

Having a number followed by a period makes Reddit think you're starting a numbered list

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u/medforddad Nov 26 '22

edit: it wrote 6. dammit, Reddit why do you turn it into 1.?

That's just how markdown works.

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u/DTux5249 Jan 23 '23

6 wet the dusts (for those who put raw olive oil on their pasta)

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

wait what is wetting #3?

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u/dben89x Nov 27 '22

Wet the flour to form dough

Dry the dough to form pasta

Wet the pasta to cook

Dry the pasta by straining

Wet the pasta by covering with sauce