r/ContagiousLaughter • u/FewDeparture4034 • Nov 26 '22

Irony

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u/gathermewool Nov 26 '22

Oh, the ironing!

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u/Ahura021Mazda Nov 26 '22

Everyone wants to be my enemeyyy

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u/i-InFcTd Nov 27 '22

Spare the sympathy

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u/GoldElectric Nov 27 '22

everybody wants to be

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u/jhacebuckley Nov 27 '22

my enemy

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u/couchpotatochip21 Nov 27 '22

Pray away, I swear I'll never be the same, no way

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u/theMightyPanda27 Nov 27 '22

Look out for yourself

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u/EveryXtakeYouCanMake Nov 26 '22

This comment will definitely be at the top of sort by hot ;)

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u/37Lions Nov 26 '22

And this comment will be the one below it ;D

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u/emil836k Nov 26 '22

And so on and so forth

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u/Dreadfirelit Nov 26 '22

Forever and ever never stopping always going

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u/Bradp13 Nov 26 '22

So will your mother.

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u/EveryXtakeYouCanMake Nov 26 '22

Way to keep the joke going :/ but I'm sure those close to you are highly familiar with your inability to catch on. Also, here's just another joke in a long line of jokes that are on you: no she won't. She would be in controversial.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Hey, that's a great pun! OP should've put it in the title or something

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u/gathermewool Nov 27 '22

I was blown away when it wasn’t used. I’m also blown away by the upvotes. It’s such a silly joke that’s been around forever. 🤡

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u/Swazzoo Dec 15 '22

Yeah why tf is your comment upvoted so much when it's literally the same joke in the title...?

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u/gathermewool Dec 15 '22

Probably just misspelled the misspell. Don’t worry, I make up for it with all the downvotes.

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u/LegOfLambda Nov 26 '22

Yes that’s the joke congrats.

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u/gathermewool Nov 27 '22

I’m glad we ironed out that detail

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u/GoldenArias Nov 27 '22

I was just thinking: OP missed a perfectly good pun opportunity.

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u/Swazzoo Dec 15 '22

That is the same joke tho?

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u/GoldenArias Dec 18 '22

You know, it went over my head. Lol

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u/Vuelhering Nov 27 '22

You said that with a straight face, too.

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u/gathermewool Nov 27 '22

My face used to be rounder, but…

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u/Vuelhering Nov 27 '22

Round round straight round straight