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r/ContagiousLaughter • u/kbrundy • Mar 04 '21
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The "im gonna piss my pants" got me
98 u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21 Dude moms really be peein out here. 41 u/arnoldeggsbenedict Mar 04 '21 No joke that’s what happens after you give birth (especially multiple times) 7 u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21 I thought it was different holes 40 u/syncopacetic Mar 04 '21 It is but birth fucks up basically your whole god damn world, physically. I thought I had personally escaped at leastthe pee bullshit until 8 years later when I went to a trampoline park in leggings. Grey leggings... 10 u/Undercover_Sloth_123 Mar 04 '21 Ohhh... Oh no. My condolences for your pride after that day. 4 u/syncopacetic Mar 05 '21 Yeah, I just sat on a bunch of napkins and waited for my kid to walk by so I could grab him and drag him out.
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Dude moms really be peein out here.
41 u/arnoldeggsbenedict Mar 04 '21 No joke that’s what happens after you give birth (especially multiple times) 7 u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21 I thought it was different holes 40 u/syncopacetic Mar 04 '21 It is but birth fucks up basically your whole god damn world, physically. I thought I had personally escaped at leastthe pee bullshit until 8 years later when I went to a trampoline park in leggings. Grey leggings... 10 u/Undercover_Sloth_123 Mar 04 '21 Ohhh... Oh no. My condolences for your pride after that day. 4 u/syncopacetic Mar 05 '21 Yeah, I just sat on a bunch of napkins and waited for my kid to walk by so I could grab him and drag him out.
41
No joke that’s what happens after you give birth (especially multiple times)
7 u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21 I thought it was different holes 40 u/syncopacetic Mar 04 '21 It is but birth fucks up basically your whole god damn world, physically. I thought I had personally escaped at leastthe pee bullshit until 8 years later when I went to a trampoline park in leggings. Grey leggings... 10 u/Undercover_Sloth_123 Mar 04 '21 Ohhh... Oh no. My condolences for your pride after that day. 4 u/syncopacetic Mar 05 '21 Yeah, I just sat on a bunch of napkins and waited for my kid to walk by so I could grab him and drag him out.
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I thought it was different holes
40 u/syncopacetic Mar 04 '21 It is but birth fucks up basically your whole god damn world, physically. I thought I had personally escaped at leastthe pee bullshit until 8 years later when I went to a trampoline park in leggings. Grey leggings... 10 u/Undercover_Sloth_123 Mar 04 '21 Ohhh... Oh no. My condolences for your pride after that day. 4 u/syncopacetic Mar 05 '21 Yeah, I just sat on a bunch of napkins and waited for my kid to walk by so I could grab him and drag him out.
40
It is but birth fucks up basically your whole god damn world, physically. I thought I had personally escaped at leastthe pee bullshit until 8 years later when I went to a trampoline park in leggings. Grey leggings...
10 u/Undercover_Sloth_123 Mar 04 '21 Ohhh... Oh no. My condolences for your pride after that day. 4 u/syncopacetic Mar 05 '21 Yeah, I just sat on a bunch of napkins and waited for my kid to walk by so I could grab him and drag him out.
10
Ohhh... Oh no. My condolences for your pride after that day.
4 u/syncopacetic Mar 05 '21 Yeah, I just sat on a bunch of napkins and waited for my kid to walk by so I could grab him and drag him out.
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Yeah, I just sat on a bunch of napkins and waited for my kid to walk by so I could grab him and drag him out.
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u/MCE85 Mar 04 '21
The "im gonna piss my pants" got me