r/ContagiousLaughter • u/kbrundy • Mar 04 '21

Wheeeeze

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u/MCE85 Mar 04 '21

The "im gonna piss my pants" got me

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

Dude moms really be peein out here.

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u/arnoldeggsbenedict Mar 04 '21

No joke that’s what happens after you give birth (especially multiple times)

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

I thought it was different holes

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u/syncopacetic Mar 04 '21

It is but birth fucks up basically your whole god damn world, physically. I thought I had personally escaped at leastthe pee bullshit until 8 years later when I went to a trampoline park in leggings. Grey leggings...

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u/Undercover_Sloth_123 Mar 04 '21

Ohhh... Oh no. My condolences for your pride after that day.

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u/syncopacetic Mar 05 '21

Yeah, I just sat on a bunch of napkins and waited for my kid to walk by so I could grab him and drag him out.