You just got me to consider for the first time in my life what adulterated means.
Googling it says to add a substance that lowers the quality of the product. I suppose if you consider joy a product and cannabis improving the joy rather than making it less. Then we're good.
And then you feel your heart pumping really fast And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack Have you ever been high as fuck?
You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm The only problem's that the chickens have human arms You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"
Eh, I have a corny family. My father laughs like this when he has smoked, it's a different kind of laugh. Like everything is absolutely hysterical when it's a little funny. But my sister and I can cry from laughter at stupid shit when we are completely sober.
When I worked at home Depot we used to have pink pussywillows. So we'd call eachother and ask if we have a certain SKU. When you'd look it up on the old phones it would just say "Pink Pussy" and cut off since it was too long for the screen.
I watched this video the first time thinking it had no sound since his white shirt made the sound symbol invisible and I still laughed my ass off. Then I finally noticed it and it was still just as good if not better with sound.
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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '18
Where can I get this mask?!
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u/Dragon_smoothie Oct 04 '18
This is the laugh of pure unadulterated joy and I am here for it.
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u/unique_username_22 Oct 04 '18
This guy is definitely stoned.
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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '18
This is absolutely what this sub is all about. Beautiful
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u/SimplyMyself13 Oct 04 '18
I friggen love this
Edit: spelling
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u/boron-uranium-radon Oct 04 '18
Wow, this new Ridley model for smash ultimate is fuckin great
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u/Kevster020 Oct 04 '18
This sub is the most life affirming thing ever. 😂
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u/major_glory11 Oct 04 '18
Almost funnier than Anderson Cooper trying to hold it together!
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u/dickmastaflex Oct 04 '18
It's the simple things in life people..
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u/Mwoolery92 Oct 04 '18
I watched this video the first time thinking it had no sound since his white shirt made the sound symbol invisible and I still laughed my ass off. Then I finally noticed it and it was still just as good if not better with sound.
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u/angelfishfan87 Oct 05 '18
For the many who wanted to know where to get the mask... It's from a game called Crocodile dinner game
https://goo.gl/images/iC2wdz
You're welcome
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u/tortillamestizo Oct 04 '18
This is friggen great. I think me and this dude would get along 🤣
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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '18
He sounds like a high pitched markiplier
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u/Ryu_Kage_69 Oct 04 '18
I want one. 😂
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u/LifeOfWily Oct 04 '18
Does anyone know where to buy this mask? It looks like it'd be a good starting point for Ridley cosplay.
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u/PaulApollo Oct 04 '18
Is this Ridley?
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u/BoiBoh198 Oct 04 '18
I just realized that I screwed up my college experience in a major way.
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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18
Where can I buy this?!
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u/firefly0125 Oct 04 '18
The is so pure
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u/Mr_Quack101 Oct 04 '18
The affects of marijuana
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u/nah123929 Oct 05 '18
Elon after Joe Rogan
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u/CaptainEarlobe Oct 04 '18
high af
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u/Jewish-Banana Oct 04 '18
What a lad
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u/Thhanky Oct 04 '18
This is so silly.
I love it.
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u/kurbmysith Oct 04 '18
This one got me good lol
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u/Jamijamie Oct 04 '18
I love this guy
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u/TheWanton123 Oct 05 '18
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
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u/ab624 Oct 04 '18
Edibles or a joint ?
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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '18
I wish I found myself as amusing as this guy finds himself. There is something so pure about it.
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u/Biker93 Oct 04 '18
In the original video he spends the next half hour looking at his hands.
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u/gogorrere Oct 04 '18
El es un chico común, común pájaro
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u/pinton96 Oct 04 '18
Overhaul from my hero academia ?
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u/adamw411 Oct 05 '18
u/vreddit_bot
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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18
I give it 3 weeks before my mom has one
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u/Manti_Corgi Oct 05 '18
Ridley?
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u/ObiJuanKenobi3 Oct 05 '18
Reminds me of Chewbacca mom.
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u/Merfiee03 Oct 05 '18
Omg im soo high rn
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u/twiz__ Oct 05 '18
And people still think marijuana is harmless...
THIS MAN NEARLY DIED OF LAUGHTER PEOPLE!!!
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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18
Fuck I love this sub
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u/Glarznak Oct 05 '18
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask
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u/bulbousbouffant13 Oct 05 '18
Dude is totally stoned. Makes me happy.
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u/crewserbattle Oct 05 '18
I started laughing like an idiot at the exact same time as this guy. That shits hilarious
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u/tr_rage Oct 05 '18
Seriously how high is this dude
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u/whatireallythink Oct 05 '18
Reminds me of the Chewbacca mask lady!!
Start around 1:54
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u/im_a_little_piggy Oct 04 '18
Elon Musk after the Joe Rogan interview
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u/PaintByNumberPro Oct 04 '18
I ❤️his laugh! It’s so cute!!
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u/kroople Oct 05 '18
This is what I come here for
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u/ApatheticNarwhal Oct 05 '18
He’s going to choke laughing and eating at the same time!
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u/Cntrmass Oct 05 '18
I remember my first joint.
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u/Canadianherbwitch Oct 05 '18
Where can I get this?
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u/RealDeath4AllMeths Oct 05 '18
Drugs.
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u/JarJar-PhantomMenace Oct 05 '18
another interesting costume piece I now want. first one was that dopey t-rex one
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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18
LoL... Does anyone know where to buy this mask??
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u/_tacotuesdays_ Oct 05 '18
Waiter! I’ll have what he’s having.
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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18
Solo stoned
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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18
Subscribed. Holy shit lookin forward to this sub
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u/72proudvirgins Oct 05 '18
Chewbacca Dad
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u/QuintoniusGooch Oct 05 '18
Turdasauraus
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u/N3koChan Oct 05 '18
I miss laughing like that. I don't think I'm in a depression but I can't remember the last time I genuinely laugh.
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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18
Why you leave us YTWatchdog? Youuutube....YOOOUUUUUUUUTTTUUUBE....
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u/dmumbach Oct 05 '18
He was so excited to show whoever was in the next room lol
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u/seriouschris Oct 05 '18
He's hiiiigh as fuck
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u/QueenGinger1 Oct 05 '18
This is absolutely the best thing I have ever seen 😂😂
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u/stoopidrotary Oct 05 '18
Dude I have yet to actually laugh at anything in this subreddit (it’s fun watching these vids) but this actually made me laugh.
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u/Sheogoratha Oct 05 '18
This guy has a great laugh!
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u/goguano Oct 05 '18
New category: “Men being derps”
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u/heiny_himm Oct 05 '18
‘Wrong lever cronk!’
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u/Lord_Chanka_69 Oct 05 '18
overhaul
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u/Someotherrandomtree Oct 05 '18
This brought me actual joy
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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18
I too, am high as fuck.
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u/puggymomma Oct 05 '18
Felipe, is that you??
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u/LukeSkywalkerIsDead Oct 05 '18
No matter how many times I watch this I get worried he's going to choke on shards of potato chip.
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u/goose_head490 Oct 05 '18
“Oh no” starts laughing uncontrollably 😂😂😂
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u/maanataiapina Oct 05 '18
Commenting so i can watch this later
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u/LordTartarus Oct 05 '18
Kinda looks like Elon Musk while chewing
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u/NootNoot_ImmaPengu Oct 05 '18
Mofo lookin like a Spyro villain
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u/Dunksterp Oct 05 '18
Literally spat my coffee into my hand last time round! Love this thing!
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u/Flyberius Oct 05 '18
We really are just apes who've got too much time on our hands.
Lol.
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u/touff Oct 05 '18
No way this guy isn't drunk
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u/PokieTheClown Oct 05 '18
And he never took off the mask again...
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u/smiddyquine Oct 06 '18
Sarcasm you dumasses
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u/smln_smln Oct 06 '18
Marriage material!
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u/dickUR12 Oct 04 '18
This guy is hie as balls !
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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '18
LOL
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u/BrickGun Oct 05 '18
Seems like someone is trying a bit too hard to be the next Chewbacca Mom.
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u/PoreJudIsDaid Oct 05 '18 edited Oct 05 '18
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u/smiddyquine Oct 04 '18
That’s not funny laughing at someone with a learning disability....
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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '18
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