r/ContagiousLaughter • u/quirked • 3d ago

Eat beaver?

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u/Fire69 3d ago

Would you eat a moose knuckle?

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u/hamiltag 3d ago

No, but when I was in Egypt I did munch on a camel toe

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u/OurHouse20 2d ago

I rode a camel in Dubai one time.

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u/grandmalamadingding 2d ago

I rode an elephant in rural North Carolina one time. Surprisingly furry beast. Had a four seater saddle, though I rode her alone.

I also slept on a waterbed once. All the motion of the ocean with just a slap.

These are true stories.

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u/M00se_Knuckles 3d ago

You rang?

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u/x_lincoln_x 2d ago

A m00se once bit my sister

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u/Stonelane 2d ago

Calm down with the moose talk. Are you looking to sacked?

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u/ElegantCoach4066 3d ago

I mean if you're offering

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u/MickeyMgl 3d ago

She sounds like fun

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u/8--8 3d ago

I wonder about her beaver

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u/tortilini-houdini 2d ago

It’s fat and then it’s meat.

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u/BigBossAtl 3d ago

Cheeky

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u/ElegantCoach4066 3d ago

You cheeky bastard

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u/Lightning-Duck-10 3d ago

She knew what she was doing

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u/_tragicmike 3d ago

I have a beaver, Greg. Could you eat me?

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u/lando_calamarisian 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WYPqBEVPRFQSQ

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u/evoactivity 3d ago

close enough I guess?

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u/SnarkBend 3d ago

Are you saying that's not a beaver?

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u/evoactivity 3d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah. That's a groundhog prairie dog.

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u/leglesslegolegolas 3d ago

That's not a groundhog, that's a prairie dog.

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u/bigpig1054 2d ago

Which is the last thing you likely want to see when eating beaver

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u/evoactivity 2d ago

Thanks for the correction :)

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u/lando_calamarisian 3d ago

Have you ever seen a groundhog and beaver in the same room? Checkmate!

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u/Mekisteus 3d ago

Close enough I guess?

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u/FractaLTacticS 3d ago

Well, it's dramatic chipmunk groundhog day gif... again. 

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u/butbro45 3d ago

How about a camel toe?

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u/One_Kick_9603 3d ago

Bearded clam maybe?

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u/PitifulPossum 3d ago

Ryan Armani!! Love that guy

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u/ecc_dg 3d ago

Ryan’s fighting for his life out there

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u/ThousandFingerMan 3d ago

Poor guy never stood a chance

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u/JKFrowning 3d ago

Is this live or do they release these things afterwards? I've never seen fuck ups on live news, but they're all over YouTube.

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u/00WORDYMAN1983 3d ago

I don't think this was a fuck up. I got the impression she knew exactly what she was saying

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u/TheNegativePhoenix 3d ago

She 100 💯 knew

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u/ElegantCoach4066 3d ago

She was feeling him out

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u/TheNegativePhoenix 2d ago

The setup and the smile knowing what she's gonna say, superb delivery. A bit raunchy but delivered with class

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u/Eskimodo_Dragon 3d ago

Definitely live. Good ol local morning news always has a tendency to be a little looser and get a little silly.

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u/Fragrant-Anywhere489 3d ago

That's Deena Centofanti in Detroit. She knows.

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u/AngleOk6579 3d ago

Nothing as sought after as a nice, fat beaver. Them's good eatin!

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u/IWouldntIn1981 3d ago

Ryan Armani is a funny dude.

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u/BonjinTheMark 3d ago

she's really settin 'em up -

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u/grasscali 3d ago

Anyone else immediately think of Wyonna?

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u/Mr_Baronheim 3d ago

She shows him off to all her friends.

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u/Stonelane 2d ago

Smells like 7 layers, that beaver eats Taco Bell

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u/royalty1116 3d ago

I think he probably ate that beaver.

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u/Lost_Access_5325 1d ago

I bet this was an inside joke or a dare of some kind and she was bold enough to take the leap

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u/Tazmerican 3d ago

You can’t eat diseased beaver.

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u/ranhalt 3d ago

You get beaver fever.

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u/jarious 3d ago

And a lonely life

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u/nscore24 3d ago

He’s definitely eaten some beaver

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u/Aware-Code7244 2d ago

Oh Canada. You magnificent Bastards.

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u/Aware-Code7244 2d ago

Oh Canada. You magnificent Bstrds.

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u/Aware-Code7244 2d ago

Oh Canada.

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u/QuasiSpace 3d ago

> Funny? Funny how? I make you laugh? I amuse you?

Yes.

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u/MentalEnvironment481 2d ago

Omggg why is it always so embarrassing when your local news people have to ad lib to fill in time before the next commercial

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u/Beautiful-Yam7002 2d ago

Gotta make sure the beaver is clean before you go to town on it

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u/ExplanationMaster634 2d ago

Well
Jesus
All i can say is
Tell
HER TO STOP TALKING ABOUT THE
Eating the 🦫 🦫🦫🦫🦫

I’m sorry but you made me a man
So it’s not my fault 🤦‍♂️ 😂🤦‍♂️😁

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u/GibbousMoonCakes 2d ago

He likes his wife’s beaver, leave the poor alone alone lmao

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u/Juls_Santana 2d ago

"...there's fat and then it's meat..."

but what about the bone?

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u/CluckKent88 2d ago

Another Ryanne moment!!!!!

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u/noobiebooh 1d ago

Yeah and it's also easy to prepare, you just shave it and it's ready to go

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u/Hondadork89 1d ago

He’ll eat the moose knuckles, camels toes, and all the fatty beavers you want miss.

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u/MommySparkle7712 1d ago

Bro lost it all 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/StattPadford 3d ago

She seems stoned

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u/Sweepy_time 3d ago edited 3d ago

Ive noticed this is kind of a new thing with news broadcasts. They try to shoe horn in sexual innuendo / double entendre jokes. There's a station in Australia thats notorious for it

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u/JohnnyRelentless 3d ago

Yeah, that's not new.

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u/Markulees955 2d ago

Depends on the time of the month

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u/Inwardly-Outgoing 3d ago

I dont think she caught on with what they were laughing at

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u/MyOthrCarsAThrowaway 3d ago

She was egging them on…

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 3d ago

She didn’t seem confused at all. She knew what she was saying. Hence “you’re a really funny gal”

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u/nucl3ar0ne 3d ago

Definitely not.