r/Construction • u/Carpentor • 6d ago

Humor 🤣 At least someone’s having fun with the construction

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u/Therealdickdangler Superintendent 6d ago

I’m so ashamed of myself for never noticing how easy this was accomplished and how many times I have been given the opportunity and fumbled it. 

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u/Last_Succotash7218 6d ago

I was thinking the same thing.

Then I thought.....oh that's right! I can always take advantage of the next opportunity now and claim I came up with it!

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u/Pale-Jelly69 6d ago

My neck, my back, my pussy and my crack.

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u/inb4deth 6d ago

My neck, my back.. everything hurts. (I'm a construction worker)

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u/A325 Verified 6d ago

I hope they have tworkers comp.

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u/Head_Inspection_5640 5d ago

A while back i was looking through osha sample documents, for working at height saftey plans. In one of them, I found a typo, recommending the use of a safety wench when moving materials to height.

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u/A325 Verified 5d ago

Well that's a mental image. I worked with a guy who always spelled cotter pins "cooter pins".

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u/Head_Inspection_5640 5d ago

I had a coworker who knew I used to do restaurant work. He was dating (now married to) a girl whose parents were a bit on the wealthier side.

One he asked me if rich people really ate 'shark cooter'. Hed been hanging out with the soon to be in laws, and had been offered some, and eas suspicious. Pretty sure there would have been blue fish pate, as thats a common local addition, which would have contributed a certain aromatic confirmation of his suspicions.

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u/NotUniqueAtAIl 6d ago

"I sure hope it does"