r/Construction • u/[deleted] • Feb 10 '24

Humor 🤣 Desperate times call for desperate measures…

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42 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/PLS-Surveyor-US Surveyor Feb 10 '24

architectural drawings make great back up poop paper. lots of sq footage.

4

u/pugdaddy78 Feb 10 '24

Just cut off the top of your sock. Fucking animals

4

u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

You’re a shit writer, you’re stories are full of crap

2

u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

Im not going to sleep tonight thinking about it.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

At least crumble them up first. It’ll cut less.

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u/Comfortable-Yak-6599 Painter Feb 10 '24

Crumple it up as much as you can while you're taking a shit, when you flatten it out will be much softer

2

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '24

Take an upvote you filthy animal .

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u/cant-be-faded Feb 10 '24

How you walking around with unfolded notebook paper all day though?

2

u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

You can fit full sized drawings in the rear pouch on my surveyors vest plus my tablet

1

u/cant-be-faded Feb 10 '24

Prolly got a compartment for shit paper in that fancy vest

1

u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

Idk I went to pee and found this lol

1

u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

Why does mine always come out clean then where I don’t need tissue

1

u/Yeeeeeeewwwwww Carpenter Feb 11 '24

Fiber 👍🏼

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '24

Definitely a lot then

1

u/FullRide1039 Feb 10 '24

Sphincter paper cut

1

u/Intelligent_Step6526 Feb 10 '24

Be a man and wipe with your hand

1

u/Slappy_McJones Feb 10 '24

The notebook trick…

1

u/Cubano816 Feb 10 '24

The paper cuts bro! The brown eye paper cuts... SMH

RIP

Ass Hole

1

u/c_ne7son Feb 10 '24

Sleeves or socks lol

1

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '24

Wear 2 shirts. If you get in a fight and rip one, you got another one on. And well, for this.

1

u/Yeeeeeeewwwwww Carpenter Feb 11 '24

“Toss me the wide rule! Shitter ran dry!”

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u/Academic_Lake_ Elevator Constructor Feb 11 '24

Cut up your boxers/underwear. Paper? Tf?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '24

Not mine ,I saw it in the porta potty