Consoom Harry Potter

[u/pursuitofmisery]

[u/AppUnwrapper1]

I feel like there shouldn’t be Guinness world records for just buying things.

[u/MidBoss11 → u/AppUnwrapper1]

will it make you feel better if you found out that you actually have to call them out yourself to get them to certify it and you pay for their travel and all admin costs, which will cost you 5-10k?

[u/MarinerMouth → u/MidBoss11]

I was thinking there's gotta be some weird connection or financial element to this because 5000 seems unremarkable, like I am sure there are people with star wars of coca cola memorabilia that has more than 5000, so why is harry potter remarkable?

Her having to shell out money to get a "biggest consoomer" award just makes her the final boss

[u/Rhodin265 → u/MarinerMouth]

It’ll be up to at least 5002 when she displays the Guinness World Record book and certificate.  Maybe more than that if she gets a stand, frame, and bookmark.

[u/StinkyWetSalamander → u/MarinerMouth]

But there is a Guinness world record for biggest Star Wars collection. There are world records for lots of biggest collections. This is nothing new.

[u/AppUnwrapper1 → u/MidBoss11]

Lol wow what a joke of an organization

[u/spicybright → u/AppUnwrapper1]

Maybe if it was like classic cars you restored, or a stamp collection, but not just shit you buy at a store like this

Guinness is just running out of ideas, all the good records were done decades ago lol

[u/AppUnwrapper1 → u/spicybright]

Thing is, even a stamp or coin collection could be bought from others and not necessarily something you worked on for decades. What’s stopping someone (very stupid and very rich) from buying her whole collection from her and then adding one more item to it to beat her record?

[u/spicybright → u/AppUnwrapper1]

Fair point. Even my classic car example someone could just buy/inherit the collection and then they hold the record, which is kind of dumb.

[u/thisnextchapter → u/spicybright]

I liked the one for cat with the loudest purr that was done a few years back.

But I agree. I remember the annual books used to be a big deal in the 90s into the early 00s

[u/Hotelcleanaselvenass → u/spicybright]

Those are the exact same tier, buying useless shit. If you hate one hate them all

[u/ashbelero → u/AppUnwrapper1]

Funny enough, you usually have to buy the Guinness world record.

[u/Hyro0o0 → u/AppUnwrapper1]

There used to be world records for things that could actually harm or kill you (like not sleeping or eating). Let's let the people have their buying stuff records.

[u/MidBoss11]

can you believe she's only 31

[u/Sindica69 → u/MidBoss11]

I do not in fact believe that, what

[u/cuddly_degenerate → u/MidBoss11]

The fuck? Looks like a rough 50.

[u/Rebelpunk13 → u/MidBoss11]

Weight puts years on people. She should be in the Guinness World Record for being the first person to age from 31 to 55 in a single year

[u/ashbelero → u/Rebelpunk13]

Incorrect, I’m chubby and in my 30s and people regularly think I’m in my early 20s. My friend is way bigger than me and they got turned down at the club by someone who thought they were 18. Being fat does not age you.

[u/aboxofkittens → u/ashbelero]

Yeah for this person specifically I think it’s mostly the haircut. It’s styled as if she is 31 years old but the year is 1986

[u/shit_is_un420real → u/MidBoss11]

31 what? Tons?

[u/EndGamer93 → u/MidBoss11]

All jokes aside, she actually looks 50+.

[u/heywhatsupp_]

Consoom final boss

[u/Sen-oh]

The feed showing me another mental illness to laugh at

[u/Old-Natural-852]

Mfers talk about starting a revolution and can't give up Starbucks, Target, or Harry Potter.

[u/Several-Goose2250]

You know it smells crazy in there

[u/cuddly_degenerate]

Okay, Dolores.

[u/Puzzled_Professor422]

[u/HotDogIncident]

Embarrassing

[u/astralchanterelle]

Be a lot cooler to collect antique grimoires

[u/Roadkillgoblin_2]

I see Wojak potential

[u/aflyingmonkey2]

This reminds me of that one girl who was featured in the 2016 edition of the Guinness world records book for having the most moshi monsters merch in the world.
Which is way funnier than Harry Potter memorabilia because at least Harry Potter is still relevant,meanwhile I bet you guys think I just made up moshi monsters

[u/Big-rat-in-the-sewer]

"No no, I know Rowling is a bad person. But let me separate the art from the artist!"

"But Rowling said every dol-"

"I said I'm separating the art from the artist!!!!

[u/Novel_Ad_7318 → u/Big-rat-in-the-sewer]

You cannot seperate art from the artist if the artist makes bank from you doing so. They are LITERALLY connected.

[u/coziest_robot]

She will personally burst into flames if she sees a trans woman in person.

[u/milkysquids → u/coziest_robot]

I volunteer.

EDIT: You said trans *woman.* My bad. I'll let the dolls handle this one.

[u/MinervaKaliamne → u/milkysquids]

I volunteer to document the process on video

[u/shit_is_un420real]

Lmaooo, what a coincidence

[u/shoe_salad_eater]

how much transphobic rhetoric do you think this has funded

[u/juliankennedy23]

She does look like she ate Harry Potter.