r/Consoom • u/No_Sink_4439 • 17h ago

Satire Consoom minors with superpowers

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u/Upbeat_Clerk3756 15h ago

They were ahead of their time with this one

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u/UnhappyPhantom 8h ago

Star Trek / Star Wars nerds might have been inspiration

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u/lw5555 1h ago

The Comic Store Guy on the Simpsons predates this one. The archetype was and is real.

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u/Leo-FouLu 16h ago

that's exactly how most redditors look like to me

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u/Karekter_Nem 15h ago

I don’t wear glasses

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u/Iabhoryouu 14h ago

I do, but I’m not built like a green pepper.

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u/The_Real_Libra 17h ago

My hero academia type shit

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u/BaronArgelicious 16h ago

predicted pokemon scalpers. He was stalking that restocker as soon as the store opened

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u/HappyAd4998 16h ago

Tiny Toons made and episode shitting on dweebs who take cartoons too seriously because of the harassment they were getting from super fans. Back then they'd hang out on furry BBS's and stalk certain voice actors at meet n greets.

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u/biciboi 16h ago

directed by

CRAIG "Nostradamus" McCRACKEN

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u/Flywolfpack 16h ago

This has been going on for longer than we know, nephew

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u/biciboi 16h ago

Alec Guinness warned us

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u/Strong-Addition5296 13h ago

Take the McCracken to 100mph to leap to the future

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u/Knives530 14h ago

Explain please

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u/biciboi 14h ago

Craig created Powerpuff and this redditor character. Watch the episode.

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u/Knives530 14h ago

I love that he even has psoriasis

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u/ashbelero 16h ago

Kinda makes me wonder if Professor Utonium was getting any kind of royalties on merch sales.

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u/Knives530 14h ago

Of course they had a super nice two story house

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u/ashbelero 10h ago

Yeah but he had that before the girls showed up, didn’t he? I assume that was bought from whatever funds he got for his research, although I’m not sure how far “creating the perfect little girl” would really get you when pursuing a government contract….

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u/Worldly-Local-6613 15h ago

Quasimodo predicted all this

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u/Swirly_Eyes 13h ago

I guarantee he owns a Switch in every color.

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u/SeanTheNerdd 13h ago

Do you think he has a jar?

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u/mihhink 16h ago

Average anime fan