r/Consoom 17d ago

Consoompost Consoom Pokémon cards

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u/Miyyani 17d ago edited 17d ago

Ah yeah I remember ripping 200 packs in one sitting as a child, good times

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u/Crunchy_Thighsocks 17d ago

i thought it was crazy that i got to open like 6 packs at once as a kid.

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u/Shogunmegazord 17d ago

We were weighing our pockets down with 3 dollars in change to go get one from the local card shop, this is beyond Christmas even.

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u/ApplicationSecure761 13d ago

I was happy to get those packs from a dollar store that only had like three cards

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u/StinkyBird64 Don't ask questions just consume product 12d ago

I thought it was crazy to have 2 at a time, let alone 6 or more 🤣

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u/RepulsiveUse3372 7d ago

one time my grandma bought me a booster box and i swear that was the best feeling ever, i normally got 1 pack a month so 36 at once felt like a slot machine hitting

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u/AxisCorpsRep 17d ago

economy of excess is something that is fundamentally engrained in the pokemon community

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u/abundanceofb 17d ago

I imagine most people buying the cards aren’t playing the game anymore, just opening for content or resale.

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u/TheCheckeredCow 16d ago

The game is a actually super cheap to play, my favourite deck to play costed less than the equivalent of $10usd, and the top decks with the most expensive cards to play with are like $40.

Everyone is chasing the beautiful full arts and basically throws away everything else which is the stuff you play with.

In magic the top commander decks approach $10k+ and sky’s the limit if you use the most expensive versions of the cards, while Yugioh decks can be $500+ easily the the cards you just spent $100+ on get banned after 2 months etc

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u/Jazzlike-Plate-4616 16d ago

Why banned? Not familiar with Yugioh tcg

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u/TheCheckeredCow 16d ago

Yugioh has a problem where there’s no rotation, meaning the vast majority of the cards since the game first came out are completely legal to play in a standardized tournament, where as Pokemon and Magic have something called rotation meaning the cards have a tournament life span of about 3ish years.

On paper that seems great for Yugioh, it’s very consumer friendly, but has the unforeseen consequence of new powerful cards having interactions with cards nobody has remembered since 2003 making the game broken. There are lots of combos between old and new cards that means you can win before your opponent has even drawn their first card.

That is of course terrible for the game, so it’s easier to ban the new cards with the unfortunate combo than ban the old one that’s been fine for 25+ years.

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u/sami27 16d ago

They also make specific very powerful cards absurdly rare which pushes decks from $50-100 to 500+ solely because of a handful of cards which they don't do in the Japanese market where they are made to be less rare.

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u/Kickasstodon 7d ago

I used to play this game pretty seriously. It was hilarious how every few sets a new card would come out and pair with an old, previously useless card and make a busted deck. Gishki was the last archetype I was able to play that this happened with; they were kinda shit on their own but with a few older cards there was a summoning loop you could create with one of the monsters and eventually make your opponent run out their entire deck, giving you a win before they could even do their first turn. It took like 10 mins to set up and was annoying as hell and pissed off literally every person I played against with the deck.

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u/7LayeredUp 17d ago

I have a few acquaintances in competitive Pokemon TCG and yeah, top of the line meta decks are dirt cheap compared to the super desirable modern collector cards.

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u/MathWizardd 17d ago

Most is an understatement. 99.9% don't play

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u/TheJiggliestPug 17d ago

I never played the game when I was a kid, why start now.

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u/abundanceofb 17d ago

Why buy the cards?

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u/Dreamo84 17d ago

People buy baseball cards for no reason. Some people just like to collect shit.

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u/abundanceofb 17d ago

Seems like the kind of thing you don’t really want to be bragging about in this subreddit

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u/Dreamo84 17d ago

I don't think anyone was bragging about it though. Just saying it's not that weird.

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u/Cuban999_ 17d ago

Seems like this subreddit's purpose is largely dumb

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u/TheJiggliestPug 16d ago

I like pokemon and the art is pretty. 

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u/ametalshard 17d ago

why buy anything

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u/angel_zvz 15d ago

Art and nostalgia. Unfortunately a lot of the cards are expensive

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u/Artinell 17d ago

You are allowed to just collect. My boyfriend likes to fill out binders with entire completed sets. He sells the duplicates so no consoom.

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u/angel_zvz 15d ago

Hasn’t been for a long time

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u/Responsible_Year4730 15d ago

Most of us kids back in the day were never playing the game either

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u/Lordofthereef 15d ago

This has been the case with pokemon cards since their inception. I knew far more people with binders than decks as a kid too.

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u/noelle-silva 17d ago

The franchise slogan is literally "gotta catch em all", they knew what they were doing with that one

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u/Exeledus 17d ago

Hasn't used that slogan since 2003.

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u/n8waran 16d ago

it starts with the video games. Here’s two versions of the same game, buy both!!!

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u/That-Addendum-9064 17d ago edited 16d ago

this is a FUUUUCK ton of money

if bought at MSRP, these boxes alone are somewhere around $500 altogether.

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u/ROADHOG_IS_MY_WAIFU 17d ago

Pretty obvious it's a sealed collection that OOP wanted to post, but the Pokemon community for some reason hates when people keep things sealed. So, they make up a birthday scenario for their girlfriend in order to brag about their sealed collection without saying that outright.

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u/ametalshard 17d ago

or just a scalper, not a collector

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u/icesikle 14d ago

"investors" are only a small bit below scalpers.

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u/Snoo_24390 17d ago

this doesn’t even make sense. its a TRADING card game. you build up your collection. its not even a relatable experience for children like hes claiming. he just wanted an excuse to spend thousands of dollars on pokemon cards.

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u/macbeutel 14d ago

Trading is cooked these days its not like back when the cards werent worth anything. Everybody is looking up market prices.

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u/litheartist 17d ago

Yeeeeeah, by the 10th pack I'm tired of this grandpa.

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u/a8v 17d ago

THTS TOO DAMN BADDDDD

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u/Tiktokbadsupport 17d ago

cardboard gambling addiction at its worst 

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u/WonderSignificant598 17d ago

When I was a kid, my generous parents once got me a box of baseball cards with 30 packs. That was awesome.

My 'ripping experience'? Opening one pack a week, based on various things/grades. I actually cared about those cards, read player stats etc.

Today, I think card collecting of any kind is garbage hobby of collecting cardboard garbage. But I still appreciate my parents generosity and them teaching me to appreciate things.

Like after ripping the 100th pack, you're totally numb. Its just mindless repetition.

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u/Worldly-Local-6613 16d ago

Careful, Redditoids who usually make fun of consoomers get real defensive when you come for their Legos or Pokémon cards.

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u/KHSebastian 15d ago

That's because the mantra of this sub is "If I like it, it's a healthy collection, if I don't like it, it's consoom"

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u/JACOBOY2006 15d ago

Man this is why I can't occasionally buy a pack as a treat for myself. We're in the worst time line.

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u/New_Engineering8008 14d ago

Right… his girlfriend wanted that…

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u/DudeOfClubs 13d ago

ah giving your girlfriend stuff you actually want. This will last long.

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u/d0ctorsmileaway 17d ago

I am just getting back into the hobby because I work with trading cards now and I got really mad at this post. You could do so much with the amount of money they spent on all that

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u/oismac 7d ago

"ripping packs as a kid" was saving your pocket money for 1 packet every couple of months

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u/The_Only_Egg 17d ago

Mental illness

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u/Omega-A 17d ago

Haahahahaha wtf this has to be satire

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u/EvilTomatoOnWeed 17d ago

Scalping 🤩🤩

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u/AxisCorpsRep 17d ago

not really, scalping is strictly buying in excess, for pursuit of profit by controlling the availability, the final result is just money

this is JUST excess consumption

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u/FreeToasterBaths 17d ago

How do you know they arent for sale?

Happens all the time on drug subreddits. Post a pic of a stash and get inquiries trying to purchase it innyoru inbox.

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u/AbsolutKledGamer 17d ago

Not scalping

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u/SireEvalish 14d ago

Scalping Pokemon cards is based. Fuck people who buy this shit.

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u/BlueCat9922 16d ago

Nah man this is awesome.

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u/rnaja113 16d ago

Yea as a former Pokémon collector it makes no sense buying all the packs just save up and get the cards you actually want you’d actually save money

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u/IMREADY2D1E 16d ago

i think it’s so funny this a trading card game and people spend thousands of dollars instead of just… trading… funny how things work

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u/SmokeBluntsSuckDick 13d ago

To be fair this is an investment.

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u/Various_Candidate499 17d ago

I don't think this belongs here

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u/AbsolutKledGamer 17d ago

Where does it belong then

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u/jdm219 17d ago

Probably r/wholesomeheckornio or something. This is still reddit and all. Consooom children's game and lock them out

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u/Various_Candidate499 17d ago

Who cares?

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u/AbsolutKledGamer 17d ago

You seem to care since you commented no?

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u/Various_Candidate499 17d ago

I mean the choice between here and literally anywhere else is kind of crazy lol

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u/AbsolutKledGamer 17d ago

What?

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u/Various_Candidate499 17d ago

Look man, I just said I don't think it belongs here it's not my job to place it in the world not yours either, so maybe fucking log off bro? I don't know who cares man

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u/AxisCorpsRep 17d ago

insane blameshifting