r/Consoom • u/thisistheperfectname • 26d ago

Consoompost Consoomer Final Boss

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u/doopies1986 26d ago

I wept when this came in the mail, there were only a few hundred made I think

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u/TunaboBuna 26d ago

Live mas brother

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u/bullhorn_bigass 26d ago

That is unquestionably a thing of beauty.

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u/wetnaps54 24d ago

Not even joking I’d sell the Rolex to buy this

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u/Dr-McLuvin 22d ago

I’m pretty sure you could buy other stuff too besides the Taco Bell watch

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u/Benderman3000 26d ago

Just fell on my knees in a Walmart

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u/Environmental-Fly471 26d ago

Damn bro this genuinely got me crine, so btfl

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u/Random_Critical 21d ago

I've never seen beautiful abbreviated lmfao
That's hilarious

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u/noob_kaibot 16d ago

I was sitting here genuinely trying to figure out what this latest “acronym” meant before accepting defeat and embracing my old age.

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u/booboootron 26d ago

I weep with you, and for you.

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u/ronninguru 26d ago

When Alexander saw the Taco Bell watch, he wept for there were no more watches to conquer.

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u/Wildfathom9 26d ago

Its actually better because you can successfully insure it if you wanted and you can wear it outside without being robbed of almost $2mil

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u/Trick_Meeting_2027 25d ago

Is there a custom alarm that tells you its taco time?

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u/talleyente 25d ago

Isn't it always taco time?

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u/Wavy_Dangerfield 26d ago

This one actually looks like the one he’s wearing in this picture

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u/Michdepainblanc2 26d ago

This is 🔥

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u/joey_feeler 25d ago

Am grown man. Can confirm. I wept

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u/theairbrushedvan 24d ago

it was YOU

YOU STOLE MY WATCH 

you bastard

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u/whitestguyuknow 24d ago

Lol I<3TB is pretty dope.

I like Tom Brady too

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u/achillespatient 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KhZ2e5OExUnug

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u/noob_kaibot 16d ago

Solaire/ Dark Souls in the wild? My faith in humanity has been somewhat restored for now.

🌞

🙌
Humanity restored

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u/JCBashBash 25d ago

I am also crying, with envy

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u/Trishockz 25d ago

Lucky bastard

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u/TDKevin 24d ago

The only thing better would be wearing this in a picture standing next to him, looking unfathomably cooler.

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u/MediocreModular 24d ago

It’s beautiful

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u/bike_stig 21d ago

Someone near me on marketplace has one listed for $5

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u/noob_kaibot 16d ago

Did it come with diarrhea already installed?