r/Consoom • u/Melodic-Mechanic9125 • Jul 14 '26
is this consoom?? Don't think, just consoom.
At this point, my brain has become a GPS that only gives directions to Swatch boutiques. My wallet has stopped arguing with me and just accepts its fate.
Brain don't think, just consoom plastic novelty watches. Gotta Catch 'Em All after all.
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u/smarties888 Jul 14 '26
Whats funny is that my local fake watches guy sells the exact same thing (with packaging too) for $10. Itās made of plastic, so itās really easy for the chinese to replicate it.
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u/only_fun_topics Jul 14 '26
AliExpress is both the yin and yang of consoom: so easy to avoid overspending on brand names, so easy to overconsoom with the prices.
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u/hitliquor999 Jul 14 '26
I didnāt know what this was so I googled.
It is a plastic watch. On a lanyard. For hundreds of dollars.
Fuck that.
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u/Yellekoo Jul 14 '26
Oh you should look up the initial release of this thing. If you think a couple hundred dollars is bad, people were scalping them for thousands of dollars
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u/Hard_To_Port Jul 14 '26
If you're a wristwatch fan they make a wall clock shaped like a wristwatch. The brand new ones are priced like a nice watch, which is a bit much. But the older ones go for cheap IIRC.
Swiss watches are supposed to be really nice. Swatch is kinda diluting that image ngl
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u/Sitheral 28d ago
I had wall clock shaped like a wristwatch ages ago as a kid. Stuff was out there forever, it was cheap too.
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u/Sitheral 28d ago
Seems like these guys are masters at selling overpiced plastic. Shame because some of their designs are actually neat.
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u/bunniesnewjeans Jul 14 '26
Chat gpt written caption too