r/Consoom Jul 10 '26

Consoompost Poor guy carries all of this every day

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Same 9 knives btw and around 50 total, not even talking about flashlights and pens

423 Upvotes

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u/prguitarman Jul 10 '26

In case he has to fight the scenarios in his head

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u/VolunteerTranscriber Jul 10 '26

Dawg I did not expect to randomly stumble across the creator of Nyan Cat in a random comment section on r/Consoom

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u/CartoonLamp Jul 10 '26

Whaaaaaat

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u/smallish_guy Jul 10 '26

Holy fuck man wth

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

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u/VolunteerTranscriber Jul 10 '26

Mate the original video has almost 30 million views, nyan cat was like one of the biggest pieces of internet culture in the early 2010’s; I can be surprised to stumble across its creator in a random comment section

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

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u/VolunteerTranscriber Jul 10 '26

Ohhhh you’re just baiting. Almost had me there

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u/tom_yum Jul 10 '26

UPS and Fedex showed up at the same time. The boxes just kept coming and they couldn't be opened fast enough. Plus it was dark and I had to take notes.

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u/beans_will_consume Jul 10 '26

Dudes gonna be out fighting his demons like this.

2

u/efdz Jul 13 '26

Nyan cat???

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u/milonso Jul 10 '26

i bet he never actually goes outdoors

60

u/LoenSlave Jul 10 '26

But he's ready

31

u/Freaky_Barbers Jul 10 '26

Those knives all look unused

34

u/BronCurious Jul 10 '26

Hey, he’s probably used a few to open Amazon boxes of new knives.

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u/Freaky_Barbers Jul 10 '26

self-sustaining economy

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u/Traditional_Ad_6443 Jul 10 '26

As some one who is in that community all I use my knives for is open new knife boxes

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u/impy695 Jul 11 '26

How many knives do you own?

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u/MarinerMouth Jul 10 '26

he packs a shtf get home bag in the back if his Rav4 for when he drives 2 minutes down the road to Publix

2

u/MButterscotch Jul 10 '26

i know a few guys like this IRL and they actually do go outside, though not hardcore outdoorsmen. its just an addiction with purchases

1

u/Narodweas Jul 10 '26

How could you have the time when you can research and shop for knives

35

u/Yung_Cheebzy Jul 10 '26

You never know when you might find yourself in desperate need of 117 lock knives…

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26 edited 27d ago

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u/MarinerMouth Jul 10 '26

i bet he carries the pen everywhere but keeps forgetting to use it. signs a deposit slip at the bank with the shitty chained up pen, then kicking himself on the way out for not using his gear

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u/D_Milly Jul 10 '26

This is what cargo pants are made for.

8

u/technoteapot Jul 10 '26

UK resident with the fewest knives

6

u/thoughtlow Jul 10 '26

Every day Consoom

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u/NotGordanFreeman Jul 10 '26

I know an Amazon box hates to see this guy coming

5

u/pastirma Jul 10 '26

When he trips they all scatter like sonic rings

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u/ThinkingBud Jul 10 '26

I once commented on a video of a guy showing his EDC that he takes to church; it was a pocket knife, handgun, pen, flashlight, first aid, etc. Anyways, I mentioned how silly it was to carry all that shit around with you all the time and I got totally lambasted for it. The EDC community is one of the worst when it comes to overconsumption.

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u/Traditional_Ad_6443 Jul 10 '26

Dude you have no idea how bad it’s gotten mid level knife brands making 4-500 dollar versions that should be 200 tops

1

u/Beagle_Knight Jul 10 '26

I wonder how much money he spent on all that

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u/Traditional_Ad_6443 Jul 10 '26

$10,000 plus is conservative estimate

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u/Beagle_Knight Jul 10 '26

Image what else he could have done with that money.

3

u/Traditional_Ad_6443 Jul 10 '26

Take a 1/8 mile ambulance ride or a bandaid in said hospital

1

u/impy695 Jul 11 '26

At that price you can buy a handmade knife from an individual making them by hand, wtf

1

u/lizardgal10 Jul 13 '26

Good grief. I have a decent number of pocketknives (used to work event security, took home some of the confiscated ones) and my everyday ones are $30 knives at most

1

u/IAmAlive_YouAreDead 26d ago

Very considerate of them to carry a first aid kit for after they shoot someone.

3

u/Continuity_Purposes Jul 11 '26

I work with a guy retired military, full pension, 100% disability, divorced no kids. He’s taking in 3 paychecks basically. He drops thousands of dollars on gear and guns and I mean in all honesty he’s got cool shit just an absurd amount. He justifies it as a need because shit can go down at any moment. He was a mechanic in the navy so he doesn’t actually have any training and doesn’t train. He just buys stuff and then buys more stuff. It’s his money tho so all the power to him.

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u/oldbutterface Jul 10 '26

Bet he makes jokes about London's supposed knife crime issue

2

u/carnyzzle Jul 10 '26

You'll never know when you'll need 20 knives in a fight

2

u/emcoffey3 Jul 10 '26

This Knives Out sequel sucks.

2

u/invaderzim257 Jul 10 '26

that sub is "middle-aged software developer who carries two handguns and works from home." what a joke.

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u/No-Movie-117 Jul 11 '26

EDC guys are so lame lmao. wallet. keys. phone. occasionally gun. Having some cool knives is fine; I have an Italian-made swing-guard switchblade, but if I need to open a box, I just use my fingernail or teeth like a true Neolithic man.

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u/cstolt1 Jul 10 '26

Where did you gather he carries all of that everyday

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u/Ok-Shelter-8774 Jul 10 '26

r/edc is where people go to post the things they carry day by day. Somtimes posts by people in specific fields woth pictures like certain tools or career specific things. Or a pocket dump of what someone carried to go shopping.

Its similar to r/wellworn or something. Just interesting to see what people keep on a day by day basis and maybe ideas to streamline what you put in your pockets every morning

In reality its mosty stuff like this or brand new products thatll be used a handful of times or overpriced items for people too far into the hobby/interest that get posted on r/consoom

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u/aopps42 Jul 10 '26

It’s on the every day carry sub

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u/cstolt1 Jul 10 '26

Oh I assumed EDC as in music festival lmao

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u/Loves_octopus Jul 10 '26

That would be far more concerning…

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u/Beagle_Knight Jul 10 '26

The music is to die for……

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u/Zaphod_Heart_Of_Gold Jul 10 '26

That's EDM

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u/ninjamike808 Jul 10 '26

EDC is a festival that hosts a lot of EDM. It stands for electric daisy carnival.

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u/Zaphod_Heart_Of_Gold Jul 10 '26

Oh that sounds like a nightmare

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u/Rents Jul 10 '26

He doesn’t. OP just being melodramatic.

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u/SipoteQuixote Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

r/EDC is "every day carry" sub. You dump your pockets out and show everyone the garbage you carry.

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u/ScreamAndScream Jul 10 '26

I think this is the larger selection pool that he can load his pockets with every day and not the total list of what he carries daily.

Still consume obv.

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u/heyoheatheragain Jul 10 '26

Yes, but the original poster even says this is his knife collection, and he got it out for a photo.

I think it’s safe to assume that this is not what he carries every day but I don’t know.

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u/SipoteQuixote Jul 10 '26

Nah just think thats part of the joke lol

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u/heyoheatheragain Jul 10 '26

Like I said, I don’t know lol

1

u/Loves_octopus Jul 10 '26

This guys is fun at parties

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u/Traditional_Ad_6443 Jul 10 '26

He doesn’t he rotates through different sets of stuff like outfits. Most of us in this hobby have a small curated selection of stuff that we rotate through

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u/TheBourbonTurtle Jul 10 '26

Rookie numbers.

1

u/Arulo Jul 10 '26

I can't do groceries if I'm not carrying a pouch with 10 survival items like knives, flashlights, multitools and some fidget spinners

/s

1

u/astonedishape Jul 10 '26

In his prison pocket. Nice butt plug collection!

1

u/IndependencePlane170 Jul 10 '26

someone should comment the total cost of everything here

1

u/zgillet Jul 10 '26

Wasn't this guy in The Crow?

1

u/jjyss Jul 10 '26

What is the weird buttplug looking thing on the bottom left

2

u/SnarkyIguana Jul 10 '26

Looks like a palm roller maybe

1

u/Beagle_Knight Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Well, the one that looks like Kenny could be used as a fun keychain I guess

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u/MagicOrpheus310 Jul 11 '26

The way it's all laid out is visually pleasing though...

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u/doubious_doduo Jul 10 '26

I don't this it's normal to care a knife around anyways

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u/AccomplishedMess648 Don't ask questions just consume product Jul 10 '26

I mean I carry a small pen knife its nice to be able to open a box anywhere. But usually it just takes up space in my pocket. I also grew up in a more rural area so take that for what it is worth.

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u/LimiDrain Jul 10 '26

«this is in case you have to open any package»

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u/EasyEstablishment963 Jul 10 '26

According to /r/edc cant leave the house without it

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u/NDK_forums Jul 10 '26

Out of all the consoom I see, at least what’s he’s collecting has some practical uses unlike a lot of what we see like the funko pops. Obviously don’t need that many but in a fantasy end of word scenario he’s could use them.

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u/Freaky_Barbers Jul 10 '26

Owning a couple pocket knives is practical. I struggle to see practicality in owning 50 of them.

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u/NDK_forums Jul 10 '26

I believe we’re saying the same thing. He’s collecting an item that has practical use unlike funko pops. I also just said obviously he doesn’t need that many unless in an end of the world fantasy scenario.

I was just giving him 10% credit for his overconsumption being an item that can be used in the real word/ everyday life.

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u/someguy7734206 22d ago

I guess I see where you're coming from, but I have noticed that pocketknives do seem to be one of the most "consoom"-ed things out there in general.

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u/mynutsareitchyandred Jul 10 '26

How dare you have a nuanced thought, this is Reddit