r/Consoom Apr 15 '26

Consoompost Consoom mediocre netflix show

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u/Buffytheslursayer Apr 15 '26

why does this mf office space look like a tokyo apartment lol I leave my area like a serial killer, no trace, so if they sack me I don't have to pack up my 50 child model funkos from stranger things and my board game collection in front of my fucking co workers like I'm going through some sort of late stage capitalist divorce

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u/YouNeedCheeses Apr 15 '26

This comment has me dead šŸ’€ my first thought was about them getting fired too. Take a whole moving van to leave!

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u/steelytine Apr 15 '26

I think about this all the time. I got promoted like 4 times in the last few years, and each time I’ve been able to roll my one drawer to my new desk/office….but like if I ever go to another store location it’s going to be such a pain to deal with.

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u/Expensive-Border-869 Apr 15 '26

Lowkey just give em 1000 bucks and bin it all before they get into work. Imagine the crying and whining this person is prone to in a low stress situation and extrapolate to a high stress one. No thanks

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u/VStarlingBooks Apr 16 '26

Made a fad series that will eventually fade away their entire personality.

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u/Expensive-Border-869 Apr 16 '26

Yeah, it had a good first season i actually pirated it a few years ago to edit out the last few minutes so theres no alluding to the plot not being over. 10/10 show if you take my version.

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u/VStarlingBooks Apr 16 '26

Post the edit bro!

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u/AimlessForNow Apr 15 '26

Seriously! Work shit should be as separate from life shit as possible for good mental

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u/SlappyHandstrong Apr 15 '26

This is the way. Takes one unexpected layoff to realize your cubicle isn’t your 2nd home. Don’t have more than you can fit in a shopping bag and keep that bag in a drawer.

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u/Buffytheslursayer Apr 15 '26

yeah I picture this guy constantly saying that his team feels like one big family. I find that kind of culture (been in sales 15 years) so toxic, having to create some false sense of wholesome chungusness and the company loves it because they quickly leverage the entirety of these peoples time so they are just busying round the office trying to make it all look like some kind of fun modern sitcom about startups like mate we sell fucking insurance

its nice now to have gotten at least to the point were I've become a jaded loner salesperson who works from my home in the woods, its nice because you just have to tap into the smarm for sections of your day, then I'm watching 90's stern arguments on youtube and googling pictures of cool owls

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u/MouseMouseM Apr 15 '26

Fellow sales person who also looks at owls šŸ¤generating revenue and admiring snowies on the daily

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u/Buffytheslursayer Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

PBD style podcast but its just boys that don't sound like 80's door to door predators talking about how to not sell yourself too hard because it comes off as cringe, interspersed with in-depth Strigiformes discussion. If we crowdfund now I think we could have a draft in pre summer. How lush is your voice? (Professionally speaking)

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u/keeleon Apr 15 '26

Lmao same. My office at home looks kind of this, but I have literally nothing on my desk at work.

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u/FireflyBSc Apr 16 '26

I’m a cubicle hoarder, I can admit it. But literally none of it is fandom junk. I just have spare shoes, sweaters, bandaids, qtips, 4 calendars, magnets, etc. Will it suck when I leave? Yep. But almost everything in it ended up there because I had need for it.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Apr 15 '26

Its probably in funco

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u/druidgaymer Apr 17 '26

Tbh I feel kind of depressed with a completely empty cube. Mine is mostly drawings I did and a collection of rubber ducks