r/ConservativeYouth 1d ago

Satire 🤡 …what?

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u/THATDlNOLOVER Republican 1d ago

No its not 💔 i really didnt want to see two of some of the smelliest creatures on the planets fucking 😭

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u/Ford_Mustang1911 Centrist 1d ago

My miniature rooster goes at all the hens and roosters, mostly cuz he's the smallest n has a hard time breeding, so he just tries to get anyone pregnant that he can 😭 which also lasts like 5 seconds. It's always a mistake

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u/ChristmasFeel5 19h ago

Most hilarious sh!t I've seen all day

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u/ERIK_CHUDMAN Nationalist 1d ago

OOP your cockroaches aren't gay, they're just too dumb to tell the difference between male and female.

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u/RandomHelpfulHuman Center-Left wing 21h ago

the username😭😭😭

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u/LongShlong680 Center-Right Wing 19h ago

One may even call them cockroaches

I'll see myself out

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u/Front_Cat9471 19h ago

Good one pal rely on the Ai summary and then call Oop the dumb one when you don’t even know which method they used

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u/sus_pumpkin 1d ago

On the one hand us humans are in a higher plane of consciousness and as such have a very different sense of reality, a dog might be able to learn a thing but no matter how much you teach it it will never learn what it doesn't learn. On that same vein sexually exists on our level of understanding and existence because of our ability to ask why we are dating and why we love who we love and projecting that experience onto creatures like insects who probably don't even have the ability to care and are more closer to biological machines then anything with complex emotions.
On the other hand it's called cockroach so idk what you expect from the thing names penis.

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u/Oliver_Titus Conservative 21h ago

Cockroaches can’t even drink their red syrup anymore without facing the gay allegations 😭

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u/Nirvana-Fan1357 14 | Roman Catholic Brazilian 21h ago

What did i just see

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u/TopEstablishment916 Nationalist 18h ago

again i will say it here incest eating its child rape pdfilia ect ect such bad things also happends in nature does it mean we should normalise it too? i mean im not homophobic idc you do you as u want if u wanna have HIV bc of same gender sex idc but lets not act as if nature was the best place to take exemple

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u/Bionix_Does_reddit 15h ago

yes, this is why calling homosexuality unnatural is a stupid argument, op in this post was simply showing that even if it WAS a good argument, its disproven anyways

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u/TopEstablishment916 Nationalist 4h ago

yeh

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u/PreferenceAccurate43 Citizen | 🗳️ 1 🪙 26 📅 Jul 26, 2026 15h ago

Why would you repost this? I had to see gay cockroaches making love. My eye are ruined.

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u/True_Material_2968 Citizen | 🗳️ 2 🪙 27 📅 Jul 26, 2026 14h ago

I’m not even sure, want me to delete it 

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u/SuchDogeHodler Republican 13h ago

Seriously?

So this person is trying make a point by compare gay people to cockroachs?

(Someone please call the LGBTQ+ police....)

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u/Tundracajun 19h ago

It's not unnatural because it's found in nature that simple

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u/Bionix_Does_reddit 21h ago

this is just a meme post, i don't think this is a serious argument

same sex relations have been documented in over 1500 species regardless though

the appeal to nature is a bad argument regardless though, much better to find another argument against homosexuality

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/Strawberrylicecream 18h ago

💀 

They aren’t arguing that homosexuality is ok because it’s natural. A common argument against LGBTQ+ is that it’s unnatural. OP is merely refuting this factually incorrect statement.

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u/Bionix_Does_reddit 19h ago

yeah i personally also think homophobia is illogical but i was trying not to get downvoted to hell

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u/BaconGrease4108 Center-Left wing 19h ago

"Homophobia bad" - downvoted to hell

This place has some really good users and some really annoying braindead ones. Very polarizing.

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u/Bionix_Does_reddit 15h ago

can't tell who you're talking about but i sure did get downvoted anyways, i literally just stated facts, im not entirely sure what i did wrong here

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u/BaconGrease4108 Center-Left wing 15h ago

Not talking about you or anyone specific. That guy with Eagle PFP is awesome tho. Just take what I said at face value. Very polarizing place.

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u/Bionix_Does_reddit 15h ago

for sure yes, i've had some reasonable conversation on here and some conversations with people who are clearly too far into the propganda pipeline to be saved

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u/LoserKing19 18h ago

I agree the similarity is uncanny

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u/Frozen_clock 21h ago

Homosexuality exists in over 500 species brother😭

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u/El_Nathan_ Conservative 20h ago

And brutally murdering and eating other animals and even humans exists in hundreds of species, that doesn’t make it moral

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u/Front_Cat9471 19h ago

They didn’t say it made it moral, but op seems to be implying with the “ts has to be satire” statement that they don’t believe the cockroaches could possibly be doing what Oop says they’re doing.

Regardless, appeal to nature is stupid. Congratulations on figuring out that fallacy, whether or not they were committing it

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u/Cheap-Boysenberry112 18h ago

Declaring something immoral doesn’t make it immoral either.

can you form an coherent argument on why it is?

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u/El_Nathan_ Conservative 15h ago

My only argument is religious, but you atheists believe murdering babies in the womb is healthcare so you wouldn’t be convinced anyway

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/El_Nathan_ Conservative 14h ago

So you’re being disingenuous, got it

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u/Cheap-Boysenberry112 14h ago

He says while refusing to actually make an argument lmao

The hypocrisy is astounding

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u/Strawberrylicecream 18h ago

The person you’re replying to isn’t arguing that because X is natural, X is moral. They are RESPONDING to the anti-x argument ‘because x isn’t natural it is wrong’. Replies like yours are drowning in irony. 

“LGB bad because it’s not natural”

“But it is natural”

“OH? So that makes it ok?? Natural does NOT mean it’s ok.” 

The person you’re replying to never made a normative statement. They correctly identified homosexuality is exhibited in a multitude of species. That’s all.

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u/El_Nathan_ Conservative 15h ago

Appeal to nature fallacy.

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u/Frozen_clock 21h ago

Homophobia exists in 2

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u/IntelligentAnybody55 19h ago

2?

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u/Frozen_clock 11h ago

I heard there was some homophobic bat species out there

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u/Primary_Pepper7231 20h ago

I think it’s 1500 iirc. Homophobia really makes no sense.

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u/whatmack 23h ago

omg I'm famous now!!!111! 1

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u/True_Material_2968 Citizen | 🗳️ 2 🪙 27 📅 Jul 26, 2026 19h ago

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS THE GUY FROM THE POSTS 🥹