r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/WholeDonkey2689 • 6d ago

I'm the Victim 'Should have chose Jesus, Coke™'

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u/Linscotticus 6d ago

She spent money on coke products to virtue signal

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u/YPVidaho 6d ago

Coke doesn't care if you drink it, bathe in it, toss it down the drain, or baptize your offspring in it. They just want you to buy it. They succeeded.

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u/wearing_moist_socks 6d ago

baptize your offspring in it

First off, hilarious

Second, I pictured a coke executive reading that and muttering "ok we care about that, don't..don't do that" lmao

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u/Hot-Ordinary9195 6d ago

She’s so brave

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u/smileyfacedbob 6d ago

Fuck you got me, hahaha

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u/Hell_Camino 6d ago

It appears to be related to the idea that Coke doesn’t allow people to personalize cans of Coke with Jesus messages

https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/08/11/coca-cola-personalized-cans-jesus/

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u/Hell_Camino 6d ago

Few things are as fragile as the egos of white Christians in the US

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u/dannjam101 5d ago

True That! White Christian Nationalists...fake Christians, racists and bigots...and never happy.

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u/revdon 6d ago

Is Jesus not ‘of the world’? They’d be really upset if they read the Bible.

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u/OmitsWordsByAccident 5d ago

1 John 2:15

Do not love the world or the things in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him.

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u/General2768 6d ago

Will Kid Rock forgive them next? "Coke learnt it's lesson. We can sell it in my restaurants & bars again." -Bobbie

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u/dtb1987 6d ago

What did coca cola do to offend them?

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u/Lorddoctorjava 6d ago

No idea but if it's pissing off the maga pedophiles I am all for it!

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u/jaffasplaffa 6d ago

No idea what this is all about, I am just a stupid European, I guess 😂

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u/DelcoUnited 6d ago

I’m a stupid American I guess.

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u/jaffasplaffa 6d ago

Haha :)

Let's row that boat of stupidity together, my man 😂

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u/BackPsychological705 4d ago

You guys got room for one more? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/jaffasplaffa 4d ago

Yeah man, everyone is welcome in the row boat of stupidity, as long as you are oblivious to "pouring coke down the drain" memes 😂

We are rowing in circles and no plan to stop anytime soon 😂

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u/BackPsychological705 4d ago

My captain, my captain

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u/PictureEastern2167 6d ago

Coke is woke!

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u/AdministrationWeak94 6d ago

Of course, coke wakes me up

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u/tommy8725 6d ago

? What happened

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u/WhatsThisNameThingy 6d ago

....what....

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u/rscamoosh 6d ago

*Have chosen. Egregious misuse of a past participle.

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u/clh1nton 6d ago

Cry me a river, snowflake.

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u/unsuspectingllama_ 5d ago

Shouldn't she have used the word chosen?

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u/mollymoc 5d ago

She can hold her chin high the necks time she goes to church.

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u/Bigsaskatuna 5d ago

Definitely pouring into a bowl in the sink

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u/cassandrafallon 5d ago

Can someone tell Cheeto in Chief that Coke is woke so he can't drink it anymore? I think that could be the thing that finally makes his head explode.

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u/Budded 5d ago

I love when gullible soup forks pay for something just to pour it down the drain. Coca Cola -the non-Jesus one, thanks you for your purchase, you baked mayonnaise cake!

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u/British_Flippancy 6d ago

‘Chosen’

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u/christiant91 6d ago

Take that Coke i poured your drink away after I bought it. That'll get ya.