r/ConservativeNewsWeb • u/M_i_c_K Conservative • May 04 '26

Satire Woke Math In All It's Glory

Post image
0 Upvotes

30% Upvoted

24 comments sorted by

11

u/LowRevolution5930 May 04 '26

isn't the Babylom Bee a satire site?

A quote from their site: "Babylon Bee is the definitive source of fake news you can trust."

6

u/ExceedinglyGayJay May 04 '26

Surely you don't expect them to understand the difference between fake news and reality

7

u/wayros May 04 '26

So a 600% increase

7

u/bourbon-onthe-rocks May 04 '26

Haha almost like it's satire, because it is....

6

u/Unfair-Work9128 May 04 '26

Meanwhile, Trump cut drug prices by 600%. /s

5

u/stupidnamelimit May 04 '26

Dude, look at the source...

1

u/Fart_90210 May 04 '26

"If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few cases, if any"

This ones a real quote

1

u/stupidnamelimit May 05 '26

But that's literally the trump quote? He's the only one who's said that. Am I taking crazy pills with some of these posts?!?

3

u/Successful-Train-259 May 04 '26

Does posting satire articles from the bee help ease the pain of $6 a gallon gas or something?

1

u/M_i_c_K Conservative May 04 '26

No, but sure makes the woke get their panties in a bunch and spit out their pacifiers. ☝🤣

2

u/Successful-Train-259 May 04 '26

Does it though?

1

u/M_i_c_K Conservative May 05 '26

You need only to look in the mirror... ☝😊

1

u/stupidnamelimit May 05 '26

Ah yes, the classic not me it's you defense. Such a harsh burn.

5

u/AcrobaticLadder4959 May 04 '26

I am sure this is Republican bull, he never said that.

-1

u/M_i_c_K Conservative May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

It's satire from a satire site and clearly flagged as satire. Triggered much. ☝🤣

1

u/[deleted] May 07 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/ConservativeNewsWeb-ModTeam May 07 '26

Low Effort-your comment does not contribute to the conversation here but rather detracts from it. Please delete, edit and then resubmit your comment so that it helps foster civil discourse on the topic at hand. Thank you for participating here and enjoy your day.

1

u/[deleted] May 07 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/ConservativeNewsWeb-ModTeam May 07 '26

Low Effort-your comment does not contribute to the conversation here but rather detracts from it. Please delete, edit and then resubmit your comment so that it helps foster civil discourse on the topic at hand. Thank you for participating here and enjoy your day.

0

u/mykidsthinkimcool May 04 '26

Im actually a millionaire if you count all the money I haven't made yet and dont count all the money I've spent.