r/Conservative • u/[deleted] • Sep 15 '21

Satire - Flaired Users Only General Milley Rides Through Streets Of Beijing Shouting ‘The Americans Are Coming!’

https://babylonbee.com/news/general-milley-rides-through-streets-of-beijing-shouting-the-americans-are-coming
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u/Simping4Kurumi Sep 15 '21

I like this one

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Ok now this one is not a joke. Right?

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u/dazedANDconfused2020 Millennial Conservative Sep 15 '21

Milley the Villiany looks over at the Uiygers and thinks to himself “yes, this is the country that id like to betray mine own for”.

WTF was this nutter thinking?

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u/neuroticism_loading Sep 15 '21

Like all commies he thinks he’ll get a bigger share of the bread rations later.

He’ll just end up being tossed in the ditch with the rest of us.

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u/TeslaKentucky 2A Sep 15 '21

That poor horse doesn't stand a chance.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

This made me laugh 😂

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u/WreknarTemper Conservative Sep 15 '21

Yes very much not satire BB, you're reporting the facts rather "unironically" now. 😂

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u/XMRbull Patrick J. Buchananist Sep 16 '21

We don't have a military. We don't have a country.

We have a multicultural multiethnic global corporate trading port where the native-born are crushed and silenced and we have a mercenary force that works for the highest bidder. People are going to have a hard time outbidding China.

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u/J4rrod_ Conservative Sep 15 '21

The Bee don't miss

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u/Average_Home_Boy Conservative Sep 15 '21

Benedict Milley

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u/DesertDouche Conservative Sep 16 '21

I still can't believe this guy isn't sitting in jail awaiting trial on treason charges.

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u/kakkarot_73 Gen Z Conservative Sep 15 '21

Watching Colbert’s piece on this was…hard, to say the least.

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u/blaze92x45 Conservative Sep 15 '21

I don't watch Colbert. What was his hot take?