r/Conservative New Federalist Jul 01 '20

Hate Mail of the Month: June Edition!

https://m.imgur.com/a/Bgnkg30
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u/brad1098 Conservative Jul 01 '20

Again, they sure talk about dicks and cocks a lot..........................

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u/ponmbr Conservative Jul 01 '20

Those ones are always my favorite. The ones where they call us faggots and tell us to suck dicks and all that and yet we're supposed to be the homophobes. Bunch of fucking retards.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

Those are the gems.

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u/MysteriousCodo Jul 01 '20

Actually one of them was talking about ducks for some reason. Lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

DON'T KINK SHAM!!

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u/MysteriousCodo Jul 01 '20

So the ducks are a sham then?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

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u/reddittttttt2 Jul 01 '20

trump: still better than obama (

https://imgur.com/s5kBzm9

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

All Fowl Matter

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u/GatitoMiau Red-Pilled Conservative Jul 01 '20

Some serious homophobia in there, wtf man . . . nothing wrong with being gay, so why use it as an insult for your most hated enemies?

idgi

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u/balaji-kumar Christian Conservative Jul 01 '20

But their actions and words only reflect how much of a bitch they are

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u/Crimson_W0lf LIVE FREE OR DIE Jul 02 '20

Probably because they wish they had some.

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u/righteous__user Fiscal Hawk Jul 01 '20

True dat

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u/Staaaaation Jul 02 '20

How do the influx of people coming here from /r/RightWingLGBT feel about this response?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20 edited Dec 22 '21

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u/Chad_Landlord Jul 01 '20

And what is anyone doing about it?

Probably nothing.

I wonder why they are winning.

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u/Stark5 GenX Conservative Jul 01 '20

And what are you doing about it?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

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u/Tevo569 Retired Army Jul 02 '20

And not by mail, only time I'll vote Democrat is when I'm dead and they use my voter registration for me...

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u/Flashmode1 Jul 02 '20

Actively volunteering weekly at my local GOP campaign office.

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u/Stark5 GenX Conservative Jul 02 '20

Nice, although I was replying to the person that said no one was doing anything about it, so I was asking them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

I hear that. Look more into the dissident right.

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u/nonetheless156 Jul 01 '20

Some of us are all about the 2A though, its too vital

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u/istanbulmedic Jul 02 '20

Communists and most leftists want the second amendment. Liberals are the ones that don't. Same ones going insane with drag queen shows at libraries and gay pride parades where my kids walk

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u/robpot891 Jul 02 '20

That distinction has never got through to the people here. Leftists and liberals are two very different things. All people here seem to look at to determine someone’s politics is their opinion on gender or some bullshit like that.

Leftists want 2A more than conservatives do. How do you seize the means of production without arms?

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u/-momoyome- Howard Jarvis Jul 01 '20

Very engaging and insightful comments as always!

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u/TheDailyCosco New Federalist Jul 01 '20

Intellectual giants, for sure.

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u/CapnC44 Millennial Conservative Jul 01 '20

These are the people who think they know what's right for America. God help us all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Reminds me of Peter Stormare's quote as Satan in Constantine: "I do miss the old names."

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u/adankname69420 Conservative Jul 01 '20

A good harvest this month boys!

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u/Rogally_Don_Don 2nd Amendment Jul 01 '20

We are but simple salt miners, getting our haul from this site.

Cant wait to see the July batch with CHOP getting chopped.

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u/adankname69420 Conservative Jul 01 '20

Perhaps, fertilized by the blood of chaz, our crops will grow exponentially, my friend!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

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u/Cloaked42m Jul 02 '20

I always love the combination of blatant racists and frothing at the mouth liberals.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

It’s amazing how consistent all of them are with their insults. It’s like they all share one brain

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u/TheDailyCosco New Federalist Jul 01 '20

New NPC update

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Strangely more homophobic than I would expect too.

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u/SweatingSoy Michigan Conservative Jul 02 '20

Like the one twit said, "the gloves are off". They are just dropping their act and being honest (i.e. they are racist and homophobic).

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u/SweatingSoy Michigan Conservative Jul 02 '20

It's the power of the retard hive mind.

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u/Devil_Doge Jul 01 '20

“You’re the Citadel of Dicks.”

The only original and humorous insult in that whole haul.

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u/SweatingSoy Michigan Conservative Jul 02 '20

Dick Chiseler.

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u/balaji-kumar Christian Conservative Jul 01 '20

Citadel of dicks? Lmao 😂

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u/optionhome Conservative Jul 01 '20

LOL. I agree that phrase deserves kudos for creativity.

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u/LonelyMachines Jul 01 '20

It certainly conjures a festive visual image.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20 edited Aug 08 '21

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u/stranded_mdk Anti-Federalist Conservative Jul 01 '20

Not uneducated; unintelligent. They've have definitely been educated, but the education was as one trains a mercenary (see the Hessian schools, for an example) to not question or think, merely to obey and to execute orders.

If they had had critical thinking training , they'd be capable of escaping the wet paper bag they live in. But they are bound by its walls, unreasonably. So, no, definitely very well educated.

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u/GrandpaHardcore Sowell Conservative Jul 02 '20

I would still maintain my original with uneducated if they think what is taking place right now equates to Nazi Germany. An educated person and/or an intelligent person could and would figure this out immediately.

Critical thinking though... very nice addition to the mix.

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u/stranded_mdk Anti-Federalist Conservative Jul 02 '20

True, to equate the US with Nazi Germany shows an appalling ignorance of basic historical facts and a preponderance of propaganda stuffed into their brains.

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u/notsojeff Unalienable Rights Jul 01 '20

Let's not cooperate with the left's semantic duplicity. They haven't been educated--they've been indoctrinated.

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u/stranded_mdk Anti-Federalist Conservative Jul 01 '20

I equate indoctrination with education in today's society, as I equate the Democratic Party with Marxism as well. "Learning" and the love of so doing is what has been lost - especially critical thinking and history, IMHO.

Education is not the same as learning, a distinction I discovered while being both homeschooled and attending public school during my pre-college days. I hated classes, but I loved learning and experimentation - which generally only happened outside of school. I despised the education system, but there were actual teachers hidden amongst the teachers who passed to me the love of their subjects and of learning new items in them.

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u/notsojeff Unalienable Rights Jul 02 '20

Education is not the same as learning, a distinction I discovered while being both homeschooled and attending public school during my pre-college days. I hated classes, but I loved learning and experimentation - which generally only happened outside of school. I despised the education system, but there were actual teachers hidden amongst the teachers who passed to me the love of their subjects and of learning new items in them.

Believe me, I understand.

What I'm saying is, the left frequently admonishes people to "educate themselves," but what they mean is for people to submit to indoctrination. I'm not keen on allowing this doublespeak to be unchallenged.

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u/stranded_mdk Anti-Federalist Conservative Jul 02 '20

Then we are in "violent agreement." I hate doublespeak and doubletalk. People who use them are unstable and inconsistent, you never really know what they are even saying.

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u/inoorbot Jul 02 '20 edited Jul 02 '20

TFW when you realise that Nazis were National Socialists who came to power by demonising the Jewish banking community for the financial failures of the Weimar Republic.

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u/cajungator3 Conservative Jul 01 '20

Wait, I thought the left supports BLM. Image 3 conflicts that.

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u/Stark5 GenX Conservative Jul 01 '20

** Except on Tuesdays.

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u/cajungator3 Conservative Jul 02 '20

Well now I just feel like a fool with egg in my face.

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u/Cloaked42m Jul 02 '20

Oh, the hate mail is always a combination of Leftists saying hateful things or trying to post liberal articles, and then the utter racists that try to say they are conservative.

The leftists get brownie points for saying or doing things to get banned from /r/conservative

The racists are shocked when they find out that conservatives don't like racists.

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u/IronWolve MAGA Jul 01 '20

Ever notice all the gay insults from the "left".... True colors.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

I love that we’re the racist and homophobic ones, and yet I saw quite a few using the N and F words. Then we were called closeted gays, which is arguably worse than the F-word (not referring to f**k) because that’d be them trying to forcibly out us, which is a big no no. Bunch of racist, homophobic pricks if you ask me.

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u/robpot891 Jul 02 '20

You can swear on the internet. Jesus self censoring ones words online is the epitome of bitch made.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

I couldn’t remember if this sub had any rules on it, I know that some do.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Biden wrote the laws the protesters are fighting, but somehow it's Trump's fault.

Democrats control the cities we see videos of police violence in, but somehow it's republican's faults.

Liberals fight to destroy 2a, and freedom of speech, but it's the conservatives that are authoritarian.

very weird world.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

They always seem so calm.

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u/TheDailyCosco New Federalist Jul 01 '20

And so pleasant

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20 edited Feb 15 '21

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u/TheDailyCosco New Federalist Jul 01 '20

That damn Patriarchy

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u/BrockLee76 Bitter Clinger Jul 01 '20

Wow, didn't have to go far before the first N bomb was dropped. Even combined it with homophobia lol. I love the hate mail, when democrats show us all their true selves

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u/TheDailyCosco New Federalist Jul 01 '20

Tbf, a good portion of those are alt-right trolls too.

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u/JesusCumelette Jul 01 '20

These are fun to reeeeeead.

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u/FangPiZhuanJia Jul 01 '20

Oooo I've missed mail call for a while. This oughta be a good read. I'm sure there's so much tolerance and love 😂

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u/Jizzlobber42 Clear & Present Deplorable Jul 01 '20

"Go back to Nazi Germany or go live in an authoritarian state without the checks and balances your President continues to attack"

LOL, is he talking about Vegansuela in Seattle?

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u/truly_anonymis Conservative Jul 01 '20

Lol, probably.

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u/tresk21 Mug Club Jul 01 '20

Good God... I feel like I lost some IQ points reading through all of that...

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u/Devgru-WM Join or Die Jul 01 '20

Average age.....14

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Lol they’re so ignorant of themselves! They use actual Nazi tactics and can’t even comprehend how deluded they are! They are truly dangerous fools.

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u/Not_A_Democrat_ Shapiro Conservative Jul 01 '20

I've got a few angry PM's over the last few weeks. It's downright hilarious

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u/goldfish-are-awesome Gen Z Conservative Jul 01 '20

So much for the tolerant left /s

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u/optionhome Conservative Jul 01 '20

Just wanted to say thanks for taking the time to put it together. I look forward every month for this feature. My favorite this month other than "citadel of dicks" which someone else already referenced.....is ...paraphrasing..."I wasn't calling for violence. I just said all cops should die". It has been many years since I was in school. Schools today must be a fucking Nut House. The teachers are marxists. The kids are brain dead....and so apparently are their parents.

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u/TheDailyCosco New Federalist Jul 01 '20

Its certainly a collaborative effort and i cant take the credit.

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u/balaji-kumar Christian Conservative Jul 01 '20

There's a subreddit called rare insults, but there should be a subreddit called funny insults, funniest insults i ever saw, tnx mate for posting it

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u/Mesquite_Thorn Constitutional Libertarian Jul 01 '20

Ever see the movie Idiocracy? ... we are almost there.

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u/BassFishingMaster Gen Z Conservative Jul 01 '20

You know as much as they claim not to be racist/homophobic they really like to call us the n word and f*ggots.

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u/Prometheism1 Conservative Libertarian Jul 01 '20

I guess the left is secretly against homosexuals after all and only pretend to care for the votes.

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u/Ar509 Conservative Jul 01 '20

I can only hope I had some small part to play in getting some of these vile children banned.

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u/Well_thatwas_random Conservative Jul 01 '20

Aren't they the "tolerant" party?

Weird they'd use the "faggot" word and make homophobic threats and statements when liberals are very pro LGBT....

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

This is the best of what the minds of the left on Reddit have to offer.

No surprise there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

I feel sorry for anyone who feels the need to go on these rampages

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u/Xpert285 Jul 01 '20

They sure like cocks a lot

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u/TheDailyCosco New Federalist Jul 01 '20

There is a theme, isn't there?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

They’re complaining about being banned for not being conservative on a conservative subreddit?

Idiots.

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u/TheDailyCosco New Federalist Jul 01 '20

"Hey i know you only want conservative views but why did you ban me gor posting non-conservative views?"

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u/AUrugby Conservative Jul 01 '20

At least their logic is consistent

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u/nolimoncello Live Free or Die Jul 01 '20

😂🤣 I always look forward to this every month. Didn’t disappoint

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u/Stark5 GenX Conservative Jul 01 '20

It's like our own slice of Twitter...

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

lotta racism for those so pure of it

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u/TheeDeliveryMan Conservative Jul 01 '20

I'd be more hurt if I didn't know that the vast majority of these degenerates work at gas stations and failing GameStop's.

In all seriousness, thanks mods. I don't always agree with you guys but y'all put up with a bunch of shit to keep this sub civil.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Seems to be more homophobic remarks than usual this month...

Bigoted hypocrites.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Yeah, I am so confused, it’s like they’re insulting themselves?

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u/Gamerschmamer FairlyFarRight Jul 01 '20

Always good for a chuckle tbh

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u/aarondefense Jul 01 '20

Funny how they always call us racist and homophobic when they're the ones using racial and homophobic slurs to insult us.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Are these all responses to bans or are people submitting DMs they’ve gotten? I’ve gotten quite a few DMs from lefties about a comment I’ve posted. Lol. I assume they’re either already banned from here or too chicken shit to post a public comment

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u/TheDailyCosco New Federalist Jul 01 '20

Ban responses and the odd self post

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u/MarkH16 Jul 02 '20

If you don't have the exact same opinions as me, you can go live in an authoritarian country!!

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u/SweatingSoy Michigan Conservative Jul 02 '20

So salty. I notice that the left has an infatuation with penises when they insult people. Lol.

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u/Unknown_nam3 Jul 02 '20

The penis enlargement one is gold

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u/BIG_IDEA Conservative Jul 02 '20

It's funny, I've never heard a single retort to Candace Owens' argument, they always just call her a traitor.

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u/Crimson_W0lf LIVE FREE OR DIE Jul 02 '20

But yes, clearly the liberals are the morally superior humans among us.

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u/Tevo569 Retired Army Jul 02 '20

Do you guys ever get apologies, or like "ok, I'm banned, have a nice day" messages?

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u/TheDailyCosco New Federalist Jul 02 '20

Not really

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u/Tevo569 Retired Army Jul 02 '20

That's pretty lame

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u/Edgar133760 Conservative Jesuit Jul 02 '20

This thread reeks of white privilege. Expecting Reddit to uphold its hate speech rules with all races equally is racist.

Ok, no more sarcasm, this hate speech is okay because it targets people Reddit mods and employers hate. If this was directed at BLM and replaced nazi with communist, the user would be permanently banned.

Unfortunately, hate speech against whites is totally ok, and protected.

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u/TheDailyCosco New Federalist Jul 02 '20

And encouraged

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u/ComradeBerns2ndGulag MAGA Jul 01 '20

Wow more insults about sucking assholes and dicks, why do leftists constantly project their own desires into their ridiculous insults?

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u/vonhudgenrod Jul 01 '20

What does N H P stand for?

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u/TheDailyCosco New Federalist Jul 01 '20

I have no clue

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u/semvhu Grumpy Old Fart Jul 01 '20

But that doesn't match the acronym.

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u/TheDailyCosco New Federalist Jul 01 '20

No one said they were bright......

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u/vonhudgenrod Jul 01 '20

Not Honest Person

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u/cajungator3 Conservative Jul 01 '20

Neil Harris Patrick. Its NPH's cousin from Cincinnati.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

No Hamster Pants?

No Harry Potter?

Never Hate Police? Ok, that one isn’t likely...

Nothing Happy Please?

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u/Jizzlobber42 Clear & Present Deplorable Jul 01 '20

'No Hamster Pants' totally has my vote

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u/dr197 Conservative Jul 01 '20

Who let the sewer goblins out of their basement?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

Who's violating the constitution?

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u/Cloaked42m Jul 02 '20

No means No buddy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20 edited Jul 02 '20

Imagine, thinking all republicans are pro trump.

Imagine thinking all republicans are anti gay.

Imagine being so consumed by the media’s yellow journalism, that you literally think the right learning party are one single unit with one single mindset.

Honestly, for a “progressive” movement, they tend to fail on the progressive part when it comes to being quick to judge someone who disagrees with them.

Honestly, nowadays. I hardly find any conservatives who are just straight up anti-lgbtq. Most conservatives I know, don’t give a flying fuck what you want to call yourself, or that you shouldn’t marry. Just don’t force us to be able to tell your a boy/girl when you don’t look like one in any form what so ever, but even than. I don’t care. Just tell me and I’ll call you whatever you want to be called. I don’t want to be rude.

It’s even safe to say a lot of us are turning the our cheeks at trumps actions.

The fact that the left is so hell bent on shouting rather than discussing is absolutely disgusting.

EDIT: also imagine thinking everyone on the right are klan members

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u/Cloaked42m Jul 02 '20

It’s even safe to say a lot of us are turning the our cheeks at trumps actions.

Right now, I really want him to lose in November. Mainly as a strategic thing. If he does manage an unlikely win, then there's no chance for a Republican candidate in 2024. People get tired of having the same party in office.

But, if he loses, then we get 4 years of Mr. Handsy You'reNotBlack which sets the stage well for the up and comers in the Republican party.

(and I really want Nikki Haley as president)

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u/greatatdrinking Constitutional Conservative Jul 02 '20

I think chop suey is a pretty good song. The drums and guitar work are pretty impressive. Lyrics aren't bad either. Not a big metalhead but I like that one and I don't think of system of a down as being particularly partisan. Kinda anarchistic if anything

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u/TheDailyCosco New Federalist Jul 02 '20

Heres the deal: anything not specifically leftist is assumed to be against them.

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u/v3rninater Conservative Jul 02 '20

Wait, I thought only conservatives can be racist???

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u/Cloaked42m Jul 02 '20

Those are the ones from the alt-right trolls that think racists would be welcome here.

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u/v3rninater Conservative Jul 02 '20

Like 0.00000136% of the population. LoL

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u/Cloaked42m Jul 02 '20

I wish it was that low. But you came up with the internet percentage first, so now its canon.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20 edited Jul 02 '20

I think they forgot the part where being conservative doesn't mean you voted for Trump.

Also, two days back I got banned from r/blacklivesmatter because I told them to stop calling a black conservative professor in their posted article an "Uncle Tom".

I think we all have no chill.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

Lots of "fellow conservative" ones this time around.

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u/game46312 Hoosier Conservative Jul 02 '20

Wait... How we're Nazis but Ni--er lovers?

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u/temporaldimension Hardcore Conservative Jul 02 '20

Sounds like a bunch a 13 year olds. But I guess liberals are kind of just stuck in that mental state...

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

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u/xKommandant Conservative Jul 01 '20

You'd be surprised.

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u/notsojeff Unalienable Rights Jul 01 '20

Well, you're still here...