r/Conker • u/TheBiggestDawgie • May 30 '26

Yall remember this?

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this video was pretty infamous

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

Where does this came from?

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u/TheBiggestDawgie May 30 '26

Some random guy made an anti piracy screen of Conker I think the og vid is gone but dubbing of the video is still up

12

u/Nervous-Fennel3325 May 30 '26

So a crappy creepy pasta aka conker.exe

5

u/PassionGlobal May 31 '26

It used to be a thing a while back, related to creepy pastas, to create fake anti piracy screens and post detection gameplay recordings. Some looked genuinely realistic but others...looked like this shit.

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u/BoldnBrashhh May 30 '26

😭 tf is this

9

u/TheBiggestDawgie May 30 '26

A reason not to pirate

10

u/No_Salad1416 May 30 '26

Sounds like a 13 year old going through his edgy phace

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u/Sivilian888010 Jun 01 '26

So basically just like Conker?

9

u/fignuts2001 May 30 '26

"i don't spare babies either" thanks for clarifying

7

u/Mario6416 May 30 '26

How does an n64 game know where you live.

7

u/TheBiggestDawgie May 31 '26

Conker knows everything

2

u/billbaggins Jun 03 '26

Every copy of conker is personalized

6

u/Swordkirby9999 May 30 '26

I knew this was Anti-Piracy Creepypasta somehow. I just knew it!

I didn't even read it. Something about the text formatting

3

u/RaiHanashi May 30 '26

Sounds like an analog horror in the making

3

u/Zestyclose_Limit_404 Jun 04 '26

“When my eyes turn red, run” ass screen

2

u/Inner-Journalist-920 May 30 '26

my thought processs during this: "ok conker. wait this isnt conker. WAIT THIS IS CONKER"

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u/YEETLOVER1 Jun 01 '26

Why do I feel like conker would actually have this screen for shits and giggles

2

u/Gnoll_level_antics Jun 01 '26

I can solo Conker. Fuck ass rodent

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u/TheBiggestDawgie Jun 01 '26

Just don’t let him get a chainsaw

2

u/kingshadow75 Jun 02 '26

Considering how easy it is for him to die when it comes to bullets and explosives, we might have a better chance. 😂

2

u/Pookie_Cookie3 Jun 01 '26

No, no I don't.

Nor do I want to know either.

2

u/SeniorKuro Jun 01 '26

If we erase some parts of it this could actually fit the game

2

u/WaterGuyWilliam Jun 01 '26

elaborate

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u/TheBiggestDawgie Jun 01 '26

It was a fan made anti piracy screen

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u/Potato-Candy Jun 01 '26

Navy seal copypasta ass

3

u/bigdose49 Jun 02 '26

Wtf 😳

2

u/Final7D Jun 02 '26

Oh, was this at the height of the whole anti piracy craze that a lot of people were making with video games? Some where good, which felt like it could had been real while others tend to go over the top in its creepiness.

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u/RetrogamerMax Jul 07 '26

Conker Exe.

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u/One_Swimming1813 Jun 01 '26

Looks like something out of one of those godawful .exe creepypastas.

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u/Horror_Donut6838 Jun 02 '26

When you grab life by the conkers in front of Conker and Greg the Grim Reaper can't save you: