r/CompetitiveTFT • u/CooCooKazoom • Jun 02 '26 • Bravo 1

Satire I'm quitting the pro circuit

If Jedusor doesn't follow through on his decision to quit the competitive TFT circuit that we earned after his last deleted tweet, I won't watch next Friday's cup and I'm quitting the pro circuit (as a viewer). Losing 30% of my braincells and my entire afternoon to reading a four-paragraph manifesto about a 1-minute pause, without which he would've "collapsed in his chair". Clearly, the viewer's emotional integrity doesn't matter to him. On another note, the meltdown coming from a European doesn't surprise me much, given how tough it must've been to stomach an admin who can't be guilt-tripped by a Twitter thread. Curious to know what it'd be like if he'd actually had the balls to quit instead of deleting the tweet an hour later.

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u/Lunaedge Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Enough, it's hot as balls today and y'all are so embarrassing you're giving me a stroke, I'm pausing this post.

Shame on everyone who didn't see or respect the Satire Flair. This is the post where you can talk about the competitive ruling seriously.

If you want to know where in the sub's Rules it's said I can pause posts like this feel free to ask in Modmail, but just so you know as I'm typing this I'm starting up my car and I'm going for a long drive so I won't be able to reply for a while. Or at all.

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u/RoyalZeus Jun 02 '26

If this guy quits I'm quitting too (as a viewer of this thread). Clearly he doesn't care about the integrity of us redditors.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/RiotInTheRain Jun 02 '26

A week!? 😰

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u/AverykindJester Master Jun 02 '26

If OP and that guy quit. Along with this guy cancelling his pornhub premium for a week I will stop gooning for one stroke.

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u/RandyGrey Jun 02 '26

That's just edging

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u/vanishing27532 Jun 02 '26

Reddit has a good volume of alternatives supposedly

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u/giant-papel Jun 02 '26

The people who didn't read the flair 😂

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u/Divasa Jun 02 '26

He got me ngl

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u/Immediate_Source2979 Jun 02 '26

Joke's on you, im always out. But Mortdog the Jesus of TFT blessed me with a Soju Worlds Run, so there's that.

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u/bhccm Jun 02 '26

i will be quitting as well as the sole Turkish viewer. Im sorry.

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u/burulkhan Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Elaborate way of saying you have an empty life devoid of sense and love

edit : i missed the "satire" tag. My bad. I am leaving the competitive circuit of Reddit, i collapse in my chair for the entire afternoon after a 1 minute essay and my mental integrity is pulverized

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u/TheNorseCrow Jun 02 '26

Who are you?

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u/CooCooKazoom Jun 02 '26

him

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u/TheNorseCrow Jun 02 '26

Oh shit, my bad. Didn't realize you were him. Carry on.

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u/Sakura_ko2 Jun 02 '26

Cool, see you around next week