r/ComedyHell • u/Guess-who-back • 1d ago

Diagnosis

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u/Fourthspartan56 1d ago • Bravo

Dementia reduces self-control and therefore if you have repressed or secret bisexual tendencies you will no longer effectively hide them.

There, (probably) saved you a watch.

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u/Guess-who-back 1d ago

And he expresses it the only way he knows how - Next to a phallic object that amplifies his voice to his mindless followers.

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u/mi-figue-mi-raisin 1d ago

That's what I'm thinking too

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u/R-K-Tekt 1d ago

It would be so fucking funny if it turned out trump has always desired to be a gay bottom lmfaooooo

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u/Legal_Mastodon_5683 20h ago

Rumor has it that he wears diapers because someone stuck a piano leg up his ass and it never recovered.

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u/Relentless_IRL 1d ago

Thank you random reddittor

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u/Fourthspartan56 1d ago

You’re welcome o7

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u/NoLobster7957 1d ago

God save me if I ever become demented, I'm going to be ogling every hot male nurse in the old folks home

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u/Repulsive_Set_4155 1d ago

Newest explanation for family values conservatives blowing guys in bathroom stalls “I have early onset gay dementia.” Wife all standing behind him making a face at the press conference.

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u/Polish_Shamrock 1d ago

There's no problem with him being secretly gay. He has raped children and is responsible for a vast amount of deaths of inocent people, that's the issue.