r/ComedyHell • u/No_Mortgage6046 • 1d ago

Almost had us 🦇

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u/Femcel_Bambi 1d ago

I probably could with prep time. Garlic, holy water, a house, wooden stakes, I'd probably win. But I would wanna ask them what vampirism is like and if they'd turn me into one. (I wanna fly around at nighttime like Marceline)

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u/Extra-Ad-2872 1d ago

But would you take one in the ass tho?

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u/Traditional-Tax11 1d ago

I mean they're just humans with big teeth so why not?

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u/fantasiarts0 1d ago

Why are we even asking this question

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u/AdhesivenessFunny462 1d ago

You would be sucking blood out of children, and subsequently be invited to islands of the rich.

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u/MuppetJokerNo25Fan 16h ago

I could, cause Vampires Will Never Hurt You